in Soviet Russia

Popularized by Russian comic Yakov Smirnoff - degenerated into internet cliche.
If, in America, x does y to z, in Soviet Russia, z does y to x.

In Soviet Russia, words define YOU!

by inkdrinker June 30, 2004

russian cucumber

When a man inserts his dick in a cucumber hot dog style and he inserts it into a woman's asshole.

"Omg I am so sore from that russian cucumber you gave to me Jonny!"

by I Am Bueno April 16, 2014

soviet russian rematch

after an epic battle between to sides ends they will come together again for a soviet russian rematch

The Giants and Patriots meet for superbowl 46 in should be a good ole soviet russian rematch

by j ham February 14, 2012

russian vasectomy

Getting a revolver and blowing one's gonads off.

I didn't want to waste the money, so I just decided to have a Russian vasectomy.

by MuthaLuvR April 14, 2014

Invading Russia

Verb: The act of doing something ambitious, yet ultimately futile.

Frank: "Dude, I really want to give Jamie a Cleveland steamer."
Roger: "Bobby's sister? You're invading Russia there."

by quietgerbil January 2, 2011

Ukraine and Russia

Ukraine and Russia are basically in war. May end in nukes I don't know .

* Ukraine and Russia literally arguing *

Putin: "I want to invade Ukraine"

Ukraine and other places "No"
*Putin does it anyways and starts war*

by OakIsWeird February 24, 2022

angry russian

just about every russian anywhere.

i tried inviting sergei out for drinks with me and the gang but he coldly looked at me and replied "fucks you" with misery written all over his face. what a miserable, angry russian.

by Schmucklebum February 13, 2013