slapping rubbers

when two guys tie up their used condoms and slap each other with them.

want to play a game of slapping rubbers.

by Rbomb04 December 20, 2014

rubber batman

Usually applies to a gift as in "that's a rubber batman!" If it's a "rubber batman" no matter what the gift really is, it means the giver expects to receive amazing and great pleasure from the gift, even if the recipient also likes it. The real point of gift "bounces back" like a rubber batman.

"You got me new undies?! That's a rubber batman for sure!" or "I love this new cookware....but that's a total rubber batman, fool."

by Chuck and Tony February 25, 2019

rubber ring

the inner ring of your asshole
can be ripped (aka stunk out)

yeah you know that little inner ring you have?
yeah thats your rubber ring

by goatse.info June 11, 2018

Used rubbers

Better birth control than new rubbers.

All the vending machine has left is used rubbers for the people with no quarters, and nobody is buying them or fucking anymore.

by Solid Mantis July 14, 2019

Rubber Ranger

Just before cumming, pull the condom off and sling shot it into her face while performing a cream pie.

She told me I had to use a condom so I gave her the rubber ranger.

by Rubbinhood March 18, 2020

rubber sauce

Jizz dripping, escaping from a condom.

You used a condom to give a blow job and it broke? Your breath smells like rubber sauce!

by Hazjaz June 8, 2016

Rubber Dicked

Originally a military slang term to indicate when a superior starts an apparently friendly conversation only to assign some crappy job duty to you.

It has expanded in general use to indicate anytime someone is nice to with the sole intention of screwing you over. It is particularly appropriate for describing when someone is the victim of a "long con" or when you get burned so dramatically that it leaves no doubt that the person who did it thoroughly planned to do so.

It comes from the idea of a husband who can't (or won't) have sex with his wife turning out the lights and screwing her with a rubber dick in the dark.

Boss: Did you see the playoff last night? Man that was some game!
Peon: Yeah, pretty exciting.
Boss: We're having a few people over tomorrow to watch the final. Do you have any plans?
Peon: No, I was probably just going to go to a sportsbar to catch the game.
Boss: Good, then you won't mind working a double shift.

I really thought Bill was doing me a favor by offering to watch my house while I was on vacation, but he just rubber dicked me because I got back and all my stuff was gone.

by Jack Bard August 26, 2013