good old fashioned rimjob

Johnnys favourite sexual action, needs it daily to function

Johnny loves a good old fashioned rimjob

by Amiee3712 June 19, 2019

Poseidon's Rimjob

When a bidet accidentally shoots up your butthole.

"Dude, your toilet just have me a Poseidon's Rimjob. Lower the water pressure."

by Pseudomoose December 31, 2020

tammy tampon rimjob

the removal of a tampon before sexual intercourse, followed by a beautiful moist finger up the anal cavity while on top of the male victim

mateeee she gave me suchhhh a tammy tampon rimjob fuckin unreal mate

by Madman240 January 18, 2021

National Homie Rimjob Day

Licking your homie's ass is aloud on this day without it being gay.

Any year on June 9th, you can go ham on a homie!

Hey Joe, can I eat your ass?

Joe would then say: Go for it man! It's National Homie Rimjob Day.

by UT99Fan July 9, 2021

A Classy rimjob

Receiving a rimjob while wearing a top hat and smoking a cigar.

A classy rimjob/ John’s hat and cigar were the only things he could find to wear for a rimjob party

by Slutbucketsuckit July 10, 2021

FIRE ANTS RIMJOB

It is the best way to STRIKE UP a wonderful rapport with FIRE ANTS.

I need to tell THE CHAINSMOKERS that a FIRE ANTS RIMJOB is a no fail NATURAL SEX ACT of forever attraction of these very intelligent creatures.

by PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE August 7, 2021

Poseidon's RimJob

When you take a shit and the water splashes so hard directly on your asshole that it becomes clean enough you don't have to wipe anymore.

Joe: Have you ever used a bidet?
Jeff: I didn't need it, i got the Poseidon's RimJob!

by Quiry January 3, 2023