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Winners rights

The right to pot the remaining balls on the table after winning a game of pool.
Dave: Well played, fancy another game?
Sean: Yeah, after my winners rights
by Sean2829 July 9, 2016
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conceived rights

conceived of rights Is very similar to birthrights however wherever you were conceived is technically where you are from.
Grace:” I am tired of you Americans
Victor :“but you were born in America”
Grace:”... but I was conceived in Puerto Rico so it’s technically conceived rights.”
by Yoursis45 September 9, 2020
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Packers rights

The right to hit either a bong or bowl first, due to the fact that you are the one who packed such device
Hell yeah ima rip this bong” said billy

no your not dick cheese because I got packers rights!!!” Said jerry
by Professor limonene November 25, 2020
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Jesus Rights

Someone who has the right to be sacrilegiously crucified.
You have Jesus rights.
by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022
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Parental rights

A modern way of saying "I think children are their parent's property." The term is typically used as a dog whistle to defend the ability of parents to abuse transgender children. It is also sometimes used by child predators to justify sexually abusing children.
"I'm not a bigot, but I do believe in parental rights."
by Sl0wpoke September 21, 2023
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Exercising My Constitutional Rights

Bob: Hey Joe, what you doing?
Joe: Just sitting around (cough, cough), exercising my constitutional rights. . .
by aman73 December 18, 2012
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Shitter's rights

One's inalienable, universal right to shit wherever one pleases, whenever one feels the need. Shitter's rights are based on "nature's call" and thus cannot be withheld by any restaurant, coffee shop, hotel or other establishment who tries to claim that toilets are supposed to be for customers only.

Not to be confused with "squatter's rights," which is one's right to live somewhere that has been abandoned. Though one can surely claim both shitter's rights and squatter's rights simultaneously. After all, you have to squat to shit so you're already halfway there.
Did you see that woman at Tim Horton's who dropped her pants and took a dump right in the coffee shop then threw the crap at the cashier? She got denied toilet access so she claimed shitter's rights!
by Dr Crapper June 7, 2018
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