sex ratio

a ratio used to determine approximately how many days a week your partner expects to have sex- see example below...

joe: So Gina, how many days a week do you expect to have sex?
Gina: I'd say about 3 days a week...
joe: Right, so your sex ratio is 3:7
Gina: What?

by Wrath of kleptos October 22, 2008

Ratio+L+Bozo+Mid😹

Used by unfunny people who are probably edgy teens who are homophobic, racist, etc.

OMG HE JUST BULLIED ME BY SAYING Ratio+L+Bozo+Mid😹 WHAT EVER WILL I DO😭

(For clarification this is a joke)

by Threggy May 12, 2022

signal to noise ratio

The logarithmic difference between the audio, video, or any signal and the unwanted random signal beneath it.

The signal to noise ratio of most DVD Video discs exceeds 50db. VHS, on the other hand pulls in at a lowly 38 db.

by Cowclops August 30, 2003

Ratcole

A person who loves playing the victim and hating on women‘s success. They are the epitome of janelleous and so insecure at the presence of a powerful women.

Janelle and Kaysar faced a ratcole and reigned their supremeness above them.

by BlazeFireball September 2, 2020

tooth to head ratio

In a large crowd, the total number of teeth of all people combined divided by the total number of heads. In a well eduated crowd with reasonable oral hygene, one would expect the tooth to head ratio to be close to 32:1. If you were to attend a monster truck rally or a wrestling match, one would expect the tooth to head ratio to be around 12:1. At a bluegrass concert it can sit around the 5:1 or 4:1 area.

I have stopped going to Ottawa Senators games when the Leafs are in town because the tooth to head ratio is just too low to handle.

by scow buba March 22, 2009

Daniel Webster Ratio

Extremely large of males in the presence of a small number of females. Named after the college in Nashua, NH where the girl to guy ratio is close to 1:10.

Pat: Dude theres so much fucking sausage at this party.
Dave: Yeah, I think i only see like 4 girls and 40 guys here.
Pat: I see the Daniel Webster Ratio is in effect!

by DWCpilot July 30, 2008

Natty to Slampiece Ratio

The Natty to Slampiece Ration (NSR) is the mathematical law defining the fixed ratio of Nattys to Slampieces in a given area at any given time, per 1 Bro. When N= natty and S= slampiece, the ratio is as follows: S>N.

For instance, if there is 1 Natty, before the Natty can be consumed, there must be at least one slampiece in close proximity to that natty. This law is closely related to the Bro to Slampiece Ratio (BSR) and the Natty to Bro Ratio (NBR).

Bro 1 and Bro 2 are talking on the phone.

Bro 1: Bro, i've got a real problem. I was about to pound a six-pack of Natty here but then i realized- I only have 5 slampieces! My Natty to Slampiece Ratio is totally unchill, bro! Can you help a bro out, bro?

Bro 2: Absbrolutely, bro. I'll be right over. It just so happens I've got an extra slampiece right here.

Bro 1: Thanks bro. You're the best bro a bro could ask for.

by E. R. Smith November 6, 2010