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Tug rash

Blisteringly painful friction burns on the Herman Gelmet from excessive masturbation including varying degrees of second hand man utilisation, normally arising from an all day fappathon.
Jimminy Christmas, Batman!

Even the aloe vera cream is useless against my tug rash!
by NeONscENe September 5, 2018
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poop rash

Term for that little bit of poop stuck at the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush down a big one. Usually looks like a streak or a little blemish at the bottom. If you leave one on a friend's toilet you either leave and hope no one notices or feel really guilty about it and try to brush it up.
"Daddy, I pooped at Jodie's house and left a poop rash on the toilet"
by cyberpunk42 May 29, 2018
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Kissers rash

When you get a rash or break out from a hook up
Girl 1: what’s on ur face
Girl 2: ugh just kissers rash
Girl 1: ohhh who’d u get with
by Scank bitch November 11, 2019
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chines rash

when you have a small dick and youve been jerking off to hard it starts to feel raw leading to chines rash
man idk how to tell my girlfriend i got a chines rash
by peahbutt June 16, 2017
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underwear rash

That painful feeling that occurs on the legs due to wearing underwear. When the bottom of the underpants squeezes a section of the leg, an uncomfortable sensation develops and stays long after the underwear is adjusted and/or removed. Ice helps, but the process can be painful itself, and it takes time and patience.

The sole reason this author hates underwear
Damn it. I got an underwear rash. I'm fucked for the rest of the day.
by ManMan36 June 11, 2016
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fallon rash

A disease for people from the North. Often linked to poverty, 'Fallon Rash' occurs from a diet of chips, gravy and WKD. Sufferers of 'Fallon Rash' often report an urge to shout 'ey ey ey' as they scratch the itch. A key instigator of the 'Fallon Rash' is mild arousal, built up from slowly rubbing themselves against the arms of their chairs at work
"Yuck, look at her Fallon Rash"
or
"'ey ey ey' - it feels good to stratch my Fallon"
by hippyfeet October 9, 2016
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Sailor’s Rash

The indigestion caused by throat friction and the ingestion of too much seamen.
Dave: I have a sore throat after last nights party.

Rick: Bob dropped an anchor in my throat We. have the Sailor’s Rash.
by DickIsMyMiddleName January 26, 2018
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