Queff

a pussy fart

your such a queff

by thiick November 11, 2010

quief caker

The overly enjoyed pleasure of having a vagina fart in your mouth.

"WOW, that tastes like tuna"
"Shut up you quief caker"

by IamNOTaQUIEFcaker {|}^-^ March 22, 2005

quaffle

Contrary to popular belief, a quaffle is NOT that Harry Potter thing! A quaffle is what you call a waffle that's been placed in a blender and liquidized into a beverage.

Quaff a waffle! Thus, it's a quaffle.

by Liz February 3, 2005

Quifty

An adjective used to describe a true statement.

1) What Johnny said about Christie was really quifty.

2) "Christie is hot." That's quifty.

by PwnCloud May 20, 2009

Quaffed

To have previously queefed.

Tina and Jenny quaffed today during biology.

by TehLeafyLettuce October 29, 2011

quaffle

When a girl with blue waffle queefs

Known to be make a grown man shit himself

Girl: Just stick it in me! (Opens legs and...)
Cvleektklelalskeghtelz! (qwaffles)
Guy: I just shit myself and I need to brush my teeth.
Girl: Sorry about my quaffle
Guy: (leaves)

by Perplexing Enigma April 10, 2011

quaff

slang term used to describe ones hair.
first used by mr.lif in his "Dreadfro" song off the "Live at The Middle east" album.

Im gonna sing a song about the evolution of my QUAFF

by d3n1z da cookie monster August 21, 2007