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Putin's Retreat

A situation where you and your wife are invited to your boss's home for dinner. Upon finishing dinner, your boss takes your wife and proceeds to have sex with her on the dinner table in front of you while firmly holding your gaze. Upon finishing, he instructs you to leave and you are expected to shake his hand at the door and thank him for a lovely evening.
My boss invited us over for dinner. I really don't want to go because he's a psychopath and I know that it's going to end up being another Putin's Retreat.
by xavi_danger July 26, 2022
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Putin's popsicle

The name of a death caused by a Russian icecube
Katie- I want Putin's popsicle.
Cory- I don't think you do.
Katie - oh I do.
Cory- do you even know what that is?
Katie - ya do you?

Cory- ya, it's what you call someone when they die from a Russian icecube.
by E Bird July 28, 2022
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putin uses the n word

When the Russian president, "Vladimir Putin" uses the N word, referring to the word, "Nuclear". It is commonly used by the president and is invoked to strike fear upon opposing leaders.
Trump: "Putin uses the N word, he uses the N word all the time."
by brick wall 47 February 26, 2024
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Putin-bod

A male “butterface”, a man with a good body but bad face
based on how Putin has a great body but a scary face and also sucks
Adam Driver? Yeah, that man has a Putin-bod.
by Miamerryhappy March 23, 2024
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Putin’s Bubble Blower

When you cum in a Russian hookers asshole and have her blow cum bubbles out of her asshole.
I had a girl do the Putin’s Bubble Blower last night.
by Pastor Diddy March 22, 2025
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Wide Putin

Wide Putin is a meme that originated in June 2020. It is exactly what it sounds like. A video of Vladimir Putin walking with Song For Denise playing in the background, but he has been stretched out to look "wider". People have somehow managed to make jokes about this truly bizarre meme, such as these examples below:
Jokes in Wide Putin video comments:

"When the teacher says "if you're not interested in the lesson then leave" and you leave the classroom"
"6 year olds when they say bad morning to the teacher"
by BrickSpace August 3, 2020
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Pulling a Putin

To blatantly lie; to deny you did something when everybody already knows you did.
Trump was Pulling a Putin when he said he didn't know where Michael Cohen got the money to pay Stormy Daniels.
by icantseeimasian July 17, 2018
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