1. The resulting child of an incestuous sexual relationship between two immediate relatives.
2. Any fan of Alabama football (see also: first definition)
2. Any fan of Alabama football (see also: first definition)
Jimbo wanted to go to the hospital to see his sister give birth to their first Alabama purebred child, but the Alabama game was on.
by ErikR88 November 11, 2013
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May be the result of extremely poor and unfortunate dietary decisions, (very) excessive beer consumption, invasive organisms, or simply God's way of communicating "His love" for you.
Not to be misconstrued as "important" or "avant-garde art."
May be the result of extremely poor and unfortunate dietary decisions, (very) excessive beer consumption, invasive organisms, or simply God's way of communicating "His love" for you.
Not to be misconstrued as "important" or "avant-garde art."
Pollock the Porcelain: verb
"Steve-o really pollocked the porcelain this morning. It's been a real disaster zone. Impossible to clean up. Try putting THAT on one of those 'Oxy-Clean' infomercials."
"Steve-o really pollocked the porcelain this morning. It's been a real disaster zone. Impossible to clean up. Try putting THAT on one of those 'Oxy-Clean' infomercials."
by Dick Gazzina May 21, 2007
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Wow, look at that guy over there who just turned 21, is wearing a Batman shirt, and is having his first drink. He's pure awesome.
by X4nNu5 February 20, 2010
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After that heavy lunch, I'm exhausted. Think I'll stop off for a porcelain cruise to relax for a while. Hope no one else comes to stink up my little vacation!
by Tim Holt July 29, 2005
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by supremehighlander July 9, 2006
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by ivagetarian May 28, 2014
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Dan: Dude, I don't know how her ass got that big. It was small last year.
David: Yeah, it was, that's a total Lousiana Purchase.
David: Yeah, it was, that's a total Lousiana Purchase.
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