spanking the pud

Another way of saying "jerking off"

Hey where did you go Timmy? Oh I was just spanking the pud real quick.

spanking the pud by PudSpanker October 6, 2016

Whacking my pud 

Playing with my penis

Mom, come in here. I'm whacking my pud.

Whacking my pud by Sigman Freud September 8, 2016

playing with pud

The act of sitting, rubbing, tugging, talking to and or bathing your pud

Jake Henty loves playing with pud everyday

playing with pud by Pudman216 February 2, 2018

yorkie pud 

1) cute name for someone from yorkshire ( england )
2) a yorkshire pudding

1) " you yorkie pud "
2) fancy a yorkie pud for tea tonight

yorkie pud by Elenor26 January 3, 2008

suck my pud 

Pud is a slang word for penis.

Man I'm gonna hit on those girls over there and maybe I can get one of them to suck my pud tonight.

suck my pud by jimmybomm February 4, 2021

beat your pud 

To tap your log. Beat your meat. Choke your chicken. Flong your dong.

If you would like to beat your pud with a group of fine liberal gentlemen, go play circle jerk with a bunch of corn holing, butt eating faggots. Poofters love to help you beat your pud

beat your pud by Cap'n Bullmoose November 22, 2007

Yorkshire Pud Knee's 

A girl/boy with ugly knee's.

Mate, how fit is that girl over there?

No, she's got yorkshire pud knee's mate.

Ahh shit. I didn't see them.

Yorkshire Pud Knee's by DarrenJon June 5, 2009