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Protein Shake

My Tinder date loved my late night protein shake, she took it all in one swallow.
by Park Here. May 1, 2021
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Protein sack

Given the fact that humans eat a lot of protein, and aside of water and bone, are predominantly protein. We can end up with a conclusion that "protein" is what makes up the first part of this definition.

A sack is a sort of flexible, strong, bag like, and sometimes natural biological container to hold everything from burglars swag, random items, rubble, to biological organs, through to general waste. Considered a low key, low cost storage item and generally disposable.

When you are talking of many humans, It is fair they can be referred to as protein sacks. This is considered a form of insult towards humans of low or inept value.

FACT : Calling someone a sack of shit would be too offensive in some situations, so you can call them a protein sack INSTEAD. Shit is also made of protein amongst other things, and is the defecated waste that is produced from a living thing.
Lexx : have you seen him?
Me: you mean that guy?
Lexx : yeah what do you think of him?
Me : A total protein sack
790 : I have to agree, he's a protein sack
by AWEMAZING July 4, 2021
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Protein Donut

Eating your lover’s ass out, after cream pieing it.

Variation- Glazed protein donut: Eating your lover’s ass after cuming on, instead of in, their ballon knot.
As soon as I came in him, I got down on all fours and ate his protein donut.”
by 8c’s September 27, 2021
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Protein Donut

Your lovers balloon knot after cream pieing it.

Variations - Glazed Protein Donut: Your lovers bunghole after leaving liquid children all over it.

Chocolate Protein Donut: A Protein Donut that hasn’t had an enema recently, thus leaking pulverized shit after.
“As soon as I came inside his rusty bullet hole, I couldn’t wait to eat his protein donut.”
by 8c’s September 27, 2021
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Protein break

When your done fucking and need to eat
We had sex for hours and had to stop for a protein break
by Panobrownies January 16, 2022
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Protinist

Noun 1. A person who mainly eats meats, often having a limited palette of greeny within their diet.
Noun 2. A person who believes in super situation or religion in a way that is extreme.
Noun 1.
Andrew has recently became a Protinist, refusing any food made from plants
Noun 2.

Jim is often known as a Protinist from how he explains paranormal activity
by Untitled Document January 22, 2022
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Protein sneeze

Drew released the ole protein sneeze after a brief moment of excitement.
by Cmullins88 December 8, 2021
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