Projectile Voriental

When a person has consumed an excess of alcohol and projectile vomits which covers a large surface area

- Dude, i threw up chinese

- what?

- I threw up everywhere

- Thats called Projectile Voriental brah

by James the Jimmy August 27, 2009

Brospective

A perspective or insight provided by a bro to another bro often times concerning a poor choice or decision made by the fellow bro. Brospective is used to maintain a "bro" mentality and make certain that everything stays chill.

Justin: "From my brospective your girl is F***n psycho, and she's the only reason we cant chill anymore"

TJ: "Nah man.......its cool."
(its not cool)

by brochillington July 26, 2011

projectile like

When you like (almost) everything on someone's Facebook account. Usually caused by having a crush on someone and deciding that the best way to show your appreciation for him or her is to like everything that he or she has ever said, uploaded, or did. The most commonly projectile liked things are the profile pictures, followed by statuses.

A: Did you see C's Facebook account? D has liked everything he has ever posted or made his profile picture.
B: Yeah, D's into C as of the moment and somehow she thinks that projectile likes are how someone should show their feelings... by way of Facebook likes.

by mypluginbby August 18, 2013

projectile information

Information violently thrust information on someone, usually during instruction, or in the context of a training class. Delivering projectile information is generally the result of instructor poor planning and/or instructor experience.

My instructor wasted so much time in class yesterday that today was basically projectile information.

by misterurban December 13, 2014

projectile pissing

It's like projectile vomitting, but when you pee. 'Sure it's self-explanatory.

Person 1: Eww, dude. What happened?
Person 2: Projectile pissing; made me miss the toilet seat.

by Teslarossa May 17, 2017

Projectile Nut Shot

It's when you have a direct hit as when a blunt object is aimed for your soft bits.

What the hell was that? Fred Durst on the receiving end of a citrus fruit projectile nut shot.

by illinoishorrorman January 17, 2018

Projectile flatus

A surprise (lumpy fart) with attitude.

Excess gas behind my turd turned a simple bare-ass fart into projectile flatus.

by Al Berich December 9, 2018