Toothpaste promise

Noun. A representation made, usually in advertising, that sounds impressive, but is effectively meaningless.
Based on the claim that all toothpaste ads make, i.e. 70% more effective (than brushing without toothpaste).

They said I could save hundreds of dollars per year on my car insurance, but that was compared to someone who never shops around, and has had the same policy for 10 years. It's always cheaper to switch to any other insurance company after a couple of years, so it was a total toothpaste promise.

by Werdenschmidt February 7, 2021

Pimento promise

When you lay your dick across her stomach and shout or otherwise assertively state, "I will find your mouth."

She didn't think I was into her but then I made the pimento promise. She knew I was in.

by Sholomthra April 23, 2021

Kiss promise

A promise where you kiss your thumbs and put your pinks together and touch your thumbs after. These promises can never be broken. It's a sign of trust and respect between each other.

"Do you kiss promise that your not going to do that?"

by Gus w. November 16, 2021

promise ring

a ring a boy gets a girl as a way of saying he truly loves her and promises her a forever.

a ring before marriage until the couple is old enough

bob: i got my girl a promise ring and proposed in front of the whole school and made a promise speech while on one knee

dan: good for you my guy

by urmominmybeddd69 January 15, 2022

Promise ain’t getting comm

Some random discord weirdo thot thinking she’s getting comm in yb cord

“promise ain’t getting comm” yeh her ugly ass getting no comm

by Kharomani June 13, 2022

Dicky Promise

When two men touch their penises together like a pinky promise.

I made a dicky promise.

by BamBam777 April 30, 2023

Paterson Promise

the manifestation of fervent enthusiasm and elevated expectations within an individual or group, which, regrettably, culminates in a sense of disillusionment and letdown when the anticipated outcomes or promises fail to materialize as expected. This emotional journey from elevated hope to the deflation of expectations can leave those involved feeling disheartened, as the initial excitement fosters an optimistic outlook that ultimately remains unfulfilled.

I just got paterson promised...

by Trey515 July 19, 2023