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Stinky Pinky Promise

A stinky pinky promise is when you make a pinky promise but instead of traditionally kissing your hand, both people stick their tongues in the hole that their fist makes.
"I stinky pinky promise you that I'll buy you taco bell if you beat me in this video game." *both parties perform the stinky pinky promise*
by CpKlutch June 11, 2017
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primitive enema

An album released by the band Butt Trumpet in 1994. Also a song on the same album. The song has strong overtones of buttsecks.

Lineup on the album consists of:
1. Clusterfuck
2. Funeral Crashing Tonight
3. I've Been So Mad Latelu
4. DICKTatorship
5. Classic Asshole
6. Decapitated
7. Dead Dogs
8. I Left My Flannel in Seattle
9. I'm Ugly and I don't know why
10. The Grindcore Song
11. Primitive Enema
12. I Left My Gun In San Fransisco
13. Shutup
14. Ten Seconds of Heaven
15. Yesterday
16. Ode to Dickhead
17. Pink Gun
18. Blind
Chick:I need a primitive enema.
d00d: I'm up for it.
by DieHippieDie November 27, 2007
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primesword

a weapon that has been hacked in such a unbelivably nectar primecut way in diablo 2
it will destroy all it meets than the unknowing owner
also any well made katana is a prime sword
only 3 ninjas hav ever seen it than they were twinplum pummeled to hell.......the primesword(whispered)
or
man im high i thought you were holding a primesword.
or that battle was tuff in glad i had my MOUNTAINDEW......next to my primesword
by the prime goblin August 22, 2008
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Promiscueat

Eating promiscuously; eating sexily
He looked at me as i was promiscueating.
by Epic Bangin December 21, 2009
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primitive fart

The fart routinely used by cave dwellers to smoke out a saber tooth tiger. It's believed to be caused by the horrific combination of digesting tusk marrow and rat carcasses.
After two chorizo tacos and three bowls of northern beans, the harbor master ripped a primitive fart killing his first mate on contact.
by Texas Bill December 15, 2015
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Promise

A promise means something you can't break, ever
by Ohschnappz August 30, 2017
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promisecuous

Denotes the status of frequently making an verbal commitment to spread your legs as "collateral" for a favor that someone else does for you, such as loaning you money, giving you a ride, performing manual labor for you, etc.
Agreeing to help a promisecuous lady may be all well and good, but one should consider how likely it is that said chick will actually keep her word when the time comes for her to "deliver the goods".
by QuacksO November 28, 2018
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