douchemus prime

mixing the largeness of a transformer and the asshoely ness of a douche

ms.delorenzo is a douchemus prime for giving us an essay everyday and a quiz and for grading out quizes wrongfully

by ashwan January 28, 2008

Paul Prime

Typcically bald, due to "fucking genetics" as people always claim. These type of people live up a place called Ovenden and are continuously stalked by 18 year old pricks. These pricks include: people with downers, people who have their lives controlled by their parents and people with no pubic hair.
Paul Prime likes to enjoy wrecking his wrists by typing on a keyboard all day and spamming out MSN 24/7, even whilst at college. Paul Prime's are usually best-friends with people who have downers, just so they feel a little superior in life. Paul Prime's tend to use the words "xD","LOL","LMFAO" and "Oooh-Hoooo-Hoooo(Santa-clause-like noises) FOR THE WIN!".

"That guy has the best comb-over i've ever seen!"
"That is pretty poor, it has like 4 partings!"
"I know! What a Paul Prime."

by Bronze Bear May 17, 2010

The Optimus Prime

when a guy places a strap-on apparatus just above his cock for double penetration of the opposite sex bitches.

"Hey why is your girlfriend smiling so big for?" "Oh I just gave her The Optimus Prime last night."

by dpmjww August 12, 2006

Nemesis Prime

Dom Prime cologne

Nemesis Prime: I am Prime

Optimus Prime: no your not I'm prime

by wyats November 7, 2021

prime meat

A girl that you would love to bang and screw but hasn't been with many guys.

Damn! That girl is primemeat!

by Trevor November 4, 2003

Affirmatus Prime

adj. aE-fer-ma-tus prIm- 1. to be correct, right, or rightous in the face of a conflicting Negatron answer. 2. Opposite of Negatron.

Douchebag1: yo, bra! You pick up those Hienies, and the Preppy H?

Douchebag2: Affirmatus Prime, my Brosephism.

by Captain Flighty McWenis April 12, 2009

fartimus prime

the prime of your fart, normally in the middle
how to spot it: when its more powerful, louder and stinkier

person: *farts*
person: i had a really good fartimus prime there

by Ur mum is a hobnob March 13, 2021