prebitch

To complain about something long before it happens.

My wife started to prebitch before I even left to go to the bar.

by craized October 3, 2008

precipice of sensitivity

Tip of the penis.
Aka: Purple Helmet Mushroom Top

"Dude, she flicked my right on the precipice of sensitivity!"

by Brodolf Shitler April 13, 2017

columbian predicament

when you run out of toilet paper and half to wipe with a coffee filter

I forgot to get toilet paper at the grocery store so I was faced with the imfamous columbian predicament.

by ursaamajor April 13, 2012

shear your precious sheep

To take drastic measures after reaching an absurd, irrational conclusion.

"I found out I'm not going to college and am going to hang myself."
"Way to shear your precious sheep; you haven't even applied anywhere."

by johnbabyarcticklet May 3, 2009

Precision Bass

A bass model crafted by Fender, and endlessly imitated. Slang term is the "P-bass". The first electric bass guitar manufactured in 1958, this has evolved into one of the most popular models ever. A versatile instrument, and extremely well rounded, but known for being able to produce a nice, fatter, lower tone. Sometimes said to be a "punk" instruument, but that's normally coming from the mouths of Ibanez-loving metalheads.

Wow! That Precision bass is sick!

by The Allergen April 30, 2005

Precious Bodily Fluids

Every possible secretion emanating from a human body is considered a precious bodily fluid. Sweat, blood, menstruative residue, plasma, feces (solid or liquid will work here), ejaculate, urine, bile, phlegm, pus and last but certainly not least...vomit.

That dolt Wilmer Beesley was obsessive compulsive about collecting Precious Bodily Fluids. He particularly enjoyed the specimens he pilfered from various dank and humid dirty public toilets in large train stations.

by Alfonso T. Watt June 5, 2010

Precipitatious

To be rained on, emotionally. A word to describe someone who "brings you down."

Often, but not always used as a joke. When NOT used as a joke, can be stirringly sharp and rude.

"I don't like her, I don't trust her, she's precipitatious"
"...she's what?..."
"Yeah. She rains down on me. Always with the rain."

by Preposterous February 6, 2010