Mashed Potatos and Gravy

Human seimen smothered all over female breasts.

The HO had gravy all over her Mashed Potatos when her Husband caught her with him.

by mad as hell May 31, 2004

rib pontoons

a big set of breasts

Man, check out the rib pontoons on that slut!

by unkkle buckk September 5, 2006

onion fried potatoes

The best freaking food made by man. These delectable appetizers are, like, seriously eaten by God.

person hi God, what are those things?
God well they are onion fried potatoes
(at which point you hear angels singing)
person O MY GOODNESS!!! gimme some!!
God never!!

by Caitlin (MT) June 23, 2008

buttering the potatoes

the term for wacking off, or masturbating then cum trickles on to your balls and thus, coating them with sperm

"oh man, I saw that porno mag last night, it had me buttering the potatoes."

by sir wacks a lot June 24, 2009

mashed couch potatoes

Oftentimes what you'll find left behind after a tornado and a trailer park merge.

It's a simple recipe. Only 2 ingredients are needed to make mashed couch potatoes: a tornado and a trailer park

You don't even need to add the tornado, though.
Just let the trailer park attract it.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 13, 2013

mashed potatoes

Cum basically. It came about when Lindsay was makeing a certain hand motion when saying the words "Mashed Potatoes" since that moment it has been witnessed and understood but many of Massapequa's youth and a Mall security guard.

Brittney-You eat mashed potatoes today Christa?
Christa-No but maybe next tuesday. You have any lately?
Britteney-*Laughing*

by The Onion February 12, 2005

peel some potatoes

I'm pretty sure that it means "take a crap", but that's just me.

my boyriend's away message: "time to peel some potatoes, if you know what i mean"

by kitsune March 9, 2005