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Poster Job

A thing that is considered shallow or lacks substance with only the intent to entice interest but offer nothing more. Similar to the feeling of seeing an interesting ad or movie poster but realizing the real thing is disappointing or devoid of value.
Lucas: "Oh hey, I heard the festival is this weekend. Should we go?"
Eva: "Don't even think about it man, it's a total poster job. Unless burning money is a hobby of yours."
by Burnt Bunsen December 10, 2025
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Indian Poster

In·di·an Pos·ter (in-dee-uhn pos-ter)

Indian Poster Indian Giver

noun

A facebook "friend" that gives a wall post and then takes it away by deleting it either immediately or several days later while they creep on your wall.
I'm browsing my wall looking at all the people that adore me and then I realize, "HEY! where did that comment that KT wrote like 3 weeks ago?!? She would be an Indian Poster, I could smell it on her."
by JWalker LaaBreaker March 27, 2011
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madd poster child

Anyone who has more than one DUI on their driving record,or someone who gets busted for a DUI,everytime they get behind the wheel.
He (she) has so many DUI arrests on their driving record,he(she) could be a MADD poster child.
by RTBSTRD November 4, 2013
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Habitual posters

People who have nothing really to say however; they cannot control when, where and how they post on social media. This list includes liars, repost artists* (see definition) and general posers.

Ex:

1)your on instagram and your people's never like anything but they post a hundred posts that everyone's seen already back to back. (Within a 15min period)

2)these cats never post anything they've actually created. YOU WILL NEVER SEE THEM POST ANYTHING ORIGINAL.

*ill explain repost artists on a further date
Yo these habitual posters are annoying beyond belief bro 🤦🏻 ♂️
by Tboogie131 September 12, 2017
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Poser Poster

People who reshare your facebook post but did not acknowledge it by liking it
I have a friend, he is a poser poster. He keeps resharing my posts on Facebook because they are good but has never "Liked" it out of decent courtesy.
by Dribee December 7, 2017
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Pattern Poster

This is when you’re feed is in a pattern. For example, the first 3x3 set will be symbolic of life. Water and sun on the first column, green trees on the other 2 columns. There is multiple patterns in a set. Including filters, placement of your body, whether you’re closer in the pic or further away and much more. Patterns can be in columns and rows. Typical sets are 3x3. You can use tags to show the pattern and symbolism. After you get to around 7 posts out of the 9 in the set, the pattern should be visibly noticable
Thepatternposter for example on Instagram
Pattern poster: the act of deligiently planning and posting in a 3x3 pattern on instagram. Typically showing the correlation of pattern and symbolism in your tags on the first photo.

Example: His insta is really cool because he pattern posts.
by Gregory Ferrara January 8, 2019
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fan poster

When one send yu a pic of they ass or tits and puts your @ on a piece of paper nd sings it.
katie sent a fan poster to ryan and i saw it on snapchat.
by stinkabihh November 19, 2020
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