Poon Tune

The expulsion of air from the vaginal orifice causing a noticeable trumping sound.

Person 1 - "Did she just queef?"
Person 2 - "Yeah! that was a serious Poon Tune!"

by iknoooowright February 28, 2011

Poon Wrangler

One who's aura embodies the ability to rustle poon.

" Look at Leopold, he came back here with three girls and poped them all. He's such a poon wrangler."

"Check out Thomas St Jock, upon arriviving at a day spa he said 3 words and pulled 16 bitches, he is a true definition of a poon wrangler"

by three one January 14, 2007

wang dang sweet poon tang

some really sweet poon tang that you really want to shove your wang dang in

Tom- I saw michelle last night she looked so good!
Connor - did you shove your wang dang in her poon tang?
Tom- nahh didn't have the penis to sniff gooch nugget sniff?!?! :D

- Tom & Connor

wang dang sweet poon tang smells like gooch cheese

by Eclipsify November 23, 2013

Poon Chips

The aftermath or end result obtained by allowing puss / loin juice to dry on one's beard or goatee, often a tell tale sign of being nose deep in moose knuckle.

Neil: "Hey dude, you hungry? Let's go eat."

Bob: "Naw man, I've been snacking on leftover poon chips all mornin. Tasty shit!"

OR...

Wesley: "Hey man have you been eating a bear claw? You got donut glaze all over your face."

Lar: "Man, that ain't donut's them's is poon chips!"

by Tommy T June 17, 2004

side-poon

Pussy that you get at college while away from your significant other.

I got 4 side-poons this month...how about you?

by Flyleaf March 28, 2009

poison dwarf

A short not necessarily small, in fact quite rotund and flabby, vindictive person ie ex wife who regrets her previous actions and spends the rest of her sad little (quite literally) life trying her hardest to make everyone elses life a misery.
Thankfully most people see this person for what they really are and treat them as they would something on the bottom of their shoe.

Poison dwarf = short, fat and unhappy

by Extremely happy person who thanks poison dwarf for all her mistakes June 22, 2006

goon poon

a really ugly vagina

Damn that girl had a goon poon

by scumslug November 21, 2009