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FB Friend Poacher

A FB user who searches their friend’s “Friends List” with the intention of seeking out new friends or looking for familiar shared friends. Some FB users consider this to be “stealing friends” and simply don’t like sharing.
Friend #1: "I can't believe she stole another friend of mine! Why can't she get her own friends and leave mine alone!"
Friend #2: "She is such a FB Friend Poacher!"
by Lolita75 January 14, 2010
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Poch

1. v. to T-bag
2. n. a derogatory used to describe a tool or douche bag

One day while on campus, the Poching Posse realized that the world was lacking at least one swear word; we decided to discover it through our ingenuity. Of course, it would be a four-letter word, that is a given. The first consonant could not be the same as any other existing swear; we arrived at "p" after trying before it the preceding 15 letters of the English alphabet. The four-letter word must end also with a hard consonant sound. After the process of elimination, we arrived at the "ch". The remaining vowels were a no brainer. Now for the definition: what is the most grotesque act that yet has received an accompanying swear word? T-bagging of course. Each time the word is pronounced, its profanity and explicitness increase.
Nate: Dan and I were wrestling the other day, I got him in a lock and totally poched him.

The police officer did not have to get so close to me after pulling me over for a speeding ticket. He totally could have poched me from that distance.
by LaBarba September 26, 2009
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Pochaut

Cajun term for a womans vagina.
Also used to attack a man's masculinity.
Man you think dat girl gonna let me see her pochaut.
Hey man don't be such a pochaut.
by Barbed1 February 26, 2008
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poached eggs

Yeah, I heard Mike went to carnival last night and picked up a girl. I think he even said that he gave her poached eggs. He's quite the character.
by chief chuckabubba May 15, 2006
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pussy poacher

Did you see Lisa's new haircut? She looks like a real pussy poacher!
by CIPianoMan November 7, 2005
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Poached Eggs

Ejaculatory remnants floating in a hot tub that have coagulated and foamed in the bubbles
"We need to clean this hot tub. Look at all those poached eggs" or "No sweetheart, I'm not going to kiss you after you just ate all those poached eggs"
by Monroe July 7, 2003
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Paschke

Most awesome person on this planet
man that dude is a total Paschke
by CamCurry30 February 25, 2009
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