poop crust

the crusty crap left on ur butt after u take a poo and dont wipe good

aww man i didnt wipe good and now i have poop crust in my cheeks

by Buttcheeseeater February 27, 2018

poop shoes

the pair of shoes you put on when taking a dump at the office, so no one can identify you under the stall.

matt: who blew up the handicap stall on 5, bro?

rey: it was me, bro!

matt: nah, dude was wearing neon dunks, bro.

rey: yo! them's my poop shoes, bro!

matt and rey: ahhhhhhhhhh. yea, bro!

by pied pooper July 19, 2011

wrongful poop

Being accused of making a noxious smelling poop after coming out of a bathroom that someone else has just pooped in.

Guy 1: "Dude did you just take that awful smelling dump?"

Guy 2: "No way man, that must have been the person before me."

Guy 1: "Understandable. I guess it's just a case of a wrongful poop."

by tamborines September 25, 2010

hybrid poop

When you take a dump that starts with solid logs but then turns into a steady stream of flowing diarrhea.

I though I would be on the toilet for a while at first, but luckily it was a hybrid poop so I was done quickly.

by helga olovski January 13, 2011

sneeze poop

A sneeze accompanied by a simultaneous and unintentional poop

After buying a maritime drinks package, Peter got hammered and sneeze pooped himself.

by cleananoos5000 March 17, 2013

teen poop

TV shows typically shown on Nickelodeon or Disney Channel showing the woes and tribulations of teenaged Americans in overly moralic and shallow situations.

You've been watching teen poop for 5 hours straight. Turn it off and do your homework.

by Marty F October 11, 2013

Hookah Poop

The dire need to excrete after smoking hookah. Sometimes can lead to a Shart.

Bro I gotta take a hookah poop, I feel like I just took some laxatives!

by kingfisher93 May 11, 2014