Poisonous Blueberry

After anal sex, the guy shoves his hand up the girls but and pulls out his poop covered hand, then shoves it in the girls mouth.

After taking it in the Ass, Peter decided to shove his hand up there. At first i thought he was gonna give me a Rusty vending machine but when I tasted his hand, I knew it was a Poisonous Blueberry

by simpleton98 December 21, 2012

poison tree

A slang word for a massive weed plant.

Yo dude that's a huge poison tree

by Fagbags69 June 19, 2017

ass poison

A lethal dose of methane gas excreted as the sphincter puckers up and emits a warning shot from an incoming turd torpedo. Evacuate the area immediately.

After single-handedly absorbing 20 White Castle sliders into his gullet, Elmer injected over 30 cubic feet of pressurized ass poison into my corduroy couch.

by IMaximusDMI January 04, 2014

poisonous cunt

A person who talks to all and sundry in negative and demeaning tones . Not a nice person at all

Glenn is a really poisonous cunt he always talks bad about people

by Farmzie March 31, 2016

Poison Puff

When and individual has been smoking and hasn't refreshed their breath in a while. Their breath is so rancid that every time they blow out smoke nobody wants to be around to smell it.

Guy 1: Can I have a smoke?
Guy 2: Sure *blows out smoke*
Guy 1: Ugh God, talk about a poison puff, brush your teeth bro.

by TallBlondie August 16, 2011

Poisonous Henry

The act of a male using a book or another clamping object to clap his gonorrhea into the mouth of his sexual affiliate.

Dude, I totally poisoned her Henry last night.I can't believe that she let me give her a Poisonous Henry, disgusting!

by ZAK O February 21, 2010

Poison dick

That dick that’s real good, but that motherfucker attached to it is toxic. So he got that poison dick.

Alex has had me in his grips for years, that motherfucker got poison dick, for real!

by LizyyyB March 30, 2021