The romantic orientation of adults toward children, especially prepubescent ones.
Pedoromantics are not necessarily attracted to children sexually, they just feel like they would be able to form with them the kind of emotional bond one usually only has with a lover.
Pedoromantics are not necessarily attracted to children sexually, they just feel like they would be able to form with them the kind of emotional bond one usually only has with a lover.
Until I can find an adult that has the magic, whimsy and delicateness of a child I guess I’m pedoromantic.
by Red Leviathan September 1, 2017
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A small low basin with taps, on which a person sits to wash their genital and anal areas.
bidet
A small low basin with taps, on which a person sits to wash their genital and anal areas.
Dan was using the restroom at Dodgers Stadium, and he dropped an ass bomb so large that it was like he was using a poor man's bidet.
by D. Jackson and M. Ward September 27, 2005
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Anything that could potentially fuck up your near to long term future, especially anything involving STDs or Republicans.
1. Ben: It was really poor judgment eating out that stripper
Zach: I know.
2. Zach: I heard Phil was voting for John McCain
Ben: Oh ya, I though he was behind Obama, but if he does that'll be poor judgment. I don't want to be in Iraq for 100 years.
Zach: I know.
2. Zach: I heard Phil was voting for John McCain
Ben: Oh ya, I though he was behind Obama, but if he does that'll be poor judgment. I don't want to be in Iraq for 100 years.
by Thizzmasta707 February 9, 2008
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Get the have fun staying poor mug.The fear that poor people have that everyone is out to get what little money they have. Victims of pooranoia believe that anything that costs them any money only exists to cost them money. Pooranoia is the reason that people get upset that the included breakfast at your hotel only applies to weekdays.
**Rob is a victim of pooranoia**
Rob: Dude I knew it. This is bullshit.
Mike: What's wrong?
Rob: The sale at the store ended JUST as I walked in!
Mike: Well.. yeah. It says on the door "sale ends at 5:00 pm."
Rob: No that's bullshit they just want ME to pay more.
Mike: Stop being so pooranoid.
Rob: Dude I knew it. This is bullshit.
Mike: What's wrong?
Rob: The sale at the store ended JUST as I walked in!
Mike: Well.. yeah. It says on the door "sale ends at 5:00 pm."
Rob: No that's bullshit they just want ME to pay more.
Mike: Stop being so pooranoid.
by 12we34rtda July 12, 2011
Get the pooranoia mug.1)Its a phrase people say sometimes when they feel sorry for you but want you to feel happy instead, usually said in a sad or singsongy way, like you want to hug the person saying it or they want to hug you
2)a)It's a phrase people say sometimes when they are being sarcastic because either they think you're feeling sorry for yourself and they think that's silly,b) they feel sorry for you because you can't participate being too weak or didnt get good enough grades orc) it's a sarcastic phrase meaning they think you're trying to make people feel sorry for you whether you know it or not, or whether they like it or not
2)a)It's a phrase people say sometimes when they are being sarcastic because either they think you're feeling sorry for yourself and they think that's silly,b) they feel sorry for you because you can't participate being too weak or didnt get good enough grades orc) it's a sarcastic phrase meaning they think you're trying to make people feel sorry for you whether you know it or not, or whether they like it or not
1)if a kid has no friends he can go home and tell his much older sister or somebody and she can say "poor baby" and give him a hug, esp if he's sad or she didnt have friends till college, something like that
2a)if the same big sister is trying to cheer him up, she can say "poor baby" as a joke, as long as someone gets it
2b)if a kid is too small or clumsy to play basketball, one of the guys call say that to toughen him up, even if that doesn't cheer him up enough to try playing ball
2c)if a kid goes into high school expecting to be noticed for being something special or outstanding and nobody cares, if he looks whiny or doesn't get it somebody might say "poor baby" to get him to think about it better
2a)if the same big sister is trying to cheer him up, she can say "poor baby" as a joke, as long as someone gets it
2b)if a kid is too small or clumsy to play basketball, one of the guys call say that to toughen him up, even if that doesn't cheer him up enough to try playing ball
2c)if a kid goes into high school expecting to be noticed for being something special or outstanding and nobody cares, if he looks whiny or doesn't get it somebody might say "poor baby" to get him to think about it better
by atari night November 17, 2009
Get the Poor Baby mug.someone who is to poor to afford food outside ones house they eat sandwhichs because they are poor also known as a laner
man that guy is such a poor boy sandwhich (pbs) he always pulls a dam laner when we wanna go out to eat
by DasJuice February 26, 2009
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