Planking is the act of lying face down with arms to the sides of the body, in unusual public spaces and photographing it.
My friends and I were bored this weekend, so Dave grabbed his Nikon and we went planking in strange places all over the city.
by ViperGeek October 7, 2011
Get the planking mug.A procedure first invented by Stacy Wilkinson in which anyone can participate. There are a few rules to "planking" however.
1. You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank.
2. Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed.
3. Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed.
4. You must make it known that you are Planking.
5. Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk.
6. Every Plank that is captured must be named.
1. You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank.
2. Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed.
3. Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed.
4. You must make it known that you are Planking.
5. Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk.
6. Every Plank that is captured must be named.
by GeorgeWashingtonIII October 29, 2011
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Bill: Hey Bob, nice job plucking the turkey!
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Bill: Hey Bob, nice job plucking the turkey!
Bob: Thanks Bill, it's a relief to know that the reason you are staring at my hairy beanbag with a raging hard-on is simply a platonic admiration for my skills with a straight razor!
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