planking

Planking was invented in 2009 by Paige Wilson of Stockton, Ca. "Weston ranch". It was popularized by the social group, "hipsters".

Damn son, you be planking?
You be planking it more than Paige Wilson.

by itgetsthehoseagain September 24, 2011

packing a dip

to have chewing tobacco in one's mouth

"There is no way I'm kissing you while you're packing a dip."

by Guinnevere March 18, 2009

Sand Packing

When you have sex on a beach without a towel.

"You see that couple over there making out?"

- "SAND PACKING TONIGHT lol"

by Jeezy 117 April 2, 2009

planking

A stupid "sport" invented by Australians, it involves lying on your stomach while holding a plank form. This is often attempted in dangerous places to prove that this lame sport is not so lame. A few people have died, yet people still go crazy for this "sport".

Kangaroo Australian: Hey lets go planking on dangerous things.

Koala Australian: Planking? You mean that stupid "sport" that Australians do where they lie on their stomachs and lay on weird things?

Kangaroo Australian: Yes, that "sport"

by SweatyBallSack June 9, 2011

Planking

Planking is the art of lying down with a stiff body on any random object. Planking originated in Australia and has now become popular. Planking is an evolution of parkour, it is for people who cannot do parkour and want to look "cool" by taking pictures of themselves planking. Planking is pointless, if you want do something useful, learn parkour.

Kid: "Yo' check out this picture of me planking."

Friend: "Oh, you're cool."

Kid: "Thanks, I know."

by DoParkourDontPlank July 7, 2011

Placing

To fuck.

Placing: (v.)-> To fuck. To pipe. To nail. To have intercourse with.

Guy One: "Why are you still fucking with that bitch Sophia?"
Guy Two: "I'm just trying to place bro."

by WenYouG&YorMoney September 28, 2017

pussy-packing

The female equivalent of cock-blocking; denying a girl sexual activities, hence packing their pussy.

"Yeah, she kept cock-blocking me, so I started pussy-packing her ass as soon as I got the chance."

by The Wingmen April 6, 2009