Period

A time where the world turns against you, and nobody does anything right. Where women get to scream, and be as bitchy as possible. Basically, a whole weeks worth of anger, midol, pain, much time spent for bathroom breaks, and checking your ass every second to see if your covered.

"How was your day?"
"Oh great.. Mother nature brought me my period.. bitch"

by JZbby April 20, 2009

percolator

a popular dance that no party is complete without. in order to percolate, you must rapidly gyrate your legs in time with the music, as well as pop your booty. kamel mcmillan of NCCU is considered to be the foremost authority on percolation.

it's time for the percolator, it's time for the percolator... pop pop pop pop pop pop pop

by Carlos Fuentes July 12, 2006

Faulks Performance

A nutter'ish but none the less highly skilled person who builds very fast Saabs

You need some Faulks Performance on that

Thats been Faulks'ed

by In Awe July 23, 2004

period ecstasy

The elation one feels when his sexual partner has their period and knows she is not pregnant. The man is then perfectly fine with putting up with any of his girl's bitchiness due to the fact that he is in a state of period ecstasy. The should not be confused with period heart attack in which case the man dies inside when his sexual partner misses their period.

Girl: I had my period!
Boy: THANK YOU GOD!!!
Girl: Now let's talk about my day...
Boy: I'm in a state of period ecstasy so sure..

by Art M. Typal October 20, 2011

Penis Perforation

Penis Perforation is considered the polite and proper way to call someone a "dickhole". It also describes a tear in the penis muscle.

"Piss off, penis perforation!"
"That chick doesn't know how to ride dick. She gave me a penis perforation and broke my shit."

by mistergq79 January 16, 2013

period

The most fucking annoying thing on Earth (except Crazy Frog).

No wonder they call it "the monthly curse".

Contrary to popular belief, you actually can have sex during your/your girlfriend's period. It's pretty gross for both parties, though, so I don't recommend it.

by ~souba~ December 28, 2005

period fart

A period fart can be twofold. First, it can be a pussy fart, which can be particularily stinky, as nasty emissions of varying substances are being passed out of this orifice at this point in time. Secondly, it can be a conventional fart that's a foul stench coming from the anus generated in part by the hormonal effects of the perpetrator's period. The distinction being that the first smells like rotten dead fish and/or burnt rubber. The second smells like a warehouse full of rotton eggs.

Occasionally she'll hit me with a period fart. It's usually followed up by a 'what the fuck are lookin at?!' expression. This is just one more example of what we men are expected to tolerate when we hook up with a female. Remember guys: your best option is to 'test drive', but never 'buy'.

by Big Ed Moustapha March 29, 2010