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penil whiffer

I gave myself a good penil whiffer before my date yesterday
by bigbadonkadonk April 30, 2021
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Penilism

"i majored in penilism"
by asd;lghas;ldfhas;ldhf March 25, 2009
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Penile Bleeding

When one bleeds from the penile region.
Gary: "Hey Kolton, where's Jacob?"
Kolton: "Oh, Jacob is suffering from penile bleeding after he attempted to perform a circumcision by himself,"
by SpiritOfWuTang December 1, 2017
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penile arrest

when your significant other puts a condom that is made of metal to make u stop fucking other bitches and/or men.
Guy 1: Dude my girlfriend caught me cheating on her
Guy 2: Damn what'd she do to you?
Guy 1: She put me on penile arrest.
by 7steezy7steve7 January 3, 2024
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penile system

System in which men think they are superior and assume authority over everyone because they have a penis
The penile system has destroyed the fabric of humanity. This form of patriarchy has demolished our ability to have a nurturing society that flourishes and cultivates life. This may be due to womb envy.
by Malika Davis August 23, 2023
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penile

relates to penis
Person: I just used penile enlargement
by childporn April 22, 2025
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Penile prophet

A person or persons who can foretell the adventures in which his penis will encounter on or around the upcoming evening.
My buddy is a penile prophet. Last night we went to the club, first thing he does is scan the place points a girl out and says "I'll be in that later" 2 hours later she's all over him.
by Deadrune April 6, 2017
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