Broccoli and the peacock

A complicated sexual position similar to 69, that can only be performed by straight couples.

Jenny isn't pregnant. All she does with Bill is broccoli and the peacock.

by Renee Lame October 12, 2012

Peacocking

Peacocking, also possibly referred to as Blooming, is an act in which the peacocker, who is currently experiencing explosive bowel movements, positions themselves in close proximity to a wall or other large vertical surface, bends over forward, and proceeds to shit upwards all over the wall.

This process results in an outward spatter of fecal matter on the wall. The peacocker then raises only their head, remaining in the bent over position.

The entire scene then resembles a peacock, (or a flower in bloom, for Blooming) thus completing the act of Peacocking.

"What are you up to tonight, Ron?"

"I had some dank curry last night so I'm gonna go home and do some Peacocking."

"What the fuck, Ron."

by Icantbelieveyouvedonethis69 June 2, 2018

St Peters Peacocks

A college in Jersey City, NJ that has beat Kentucky and Murray State in the NCAA tournment and is bout to win more games and win the NCAA championship

ST PETERS IS TOO NICE!!! KEEP SLEEPING ON THE PEACOCKS AND ON NJ

Kentucky AND Murray State has nothing on the St Peters Peacocks

by gu32gdu2fg3fgru March 21, 2022

peacock hunting

Spoting colorfully dressed cracked out females along the strip.

Bob resorted to peacock hunting, when he left the massage parlor without a happy ending.

by Mr. Poon September 30, 2021

Peacocking

Trying to impress someone by being intentionally more flashy than normal.

This everyday pick-up going isn't cutting it anymore, we're going to have to go peacocking if we want any game.

We need to go out peacocking and pick up some hoes.

by esgehversgvvdfsv June 18, 2023

Peacock

In Australia, often at music festivals (usually end), a peacock is a guy who walks around shirtless showing off to get womens attractions. They are complete selfish douches and couldn't care about anyone else but themselves and the slutty women around them.

"I might not go to stereosonics this year. Last time I went, I got thrown up on by some douche peacock. Yeah, it's infested with peacocks, ugh"

by Zarshary November 8, 2017

Flaming peacock

The act of putting multiple sparklers in your anus, lighting them on fire, then running around naked, while a sound that inevitably sounds like a peacock's scream escapes from your lips.

Rob did too much ketamine on 4th of July and performed the flaming peacock at the block party. He now has to move from the neighborhood.

by Sidetidewayz May 6, 2024