shitter patter

Conversation had while on the toilet, usually, but not limited to over a phone with the other party unaware of the situation.

This chick I just asked out had no idea I did it with shitter patter.

by AlvinBreck February 15, 2015

jean patterson

'That person' that never has money or cigarettes/ lighter and asks for one.

While asking they will pat their jeans as if they've miraculously left there's somewhere.

Generally a scruffy individual.

did you see Jean Patterson outside scrounging a fag?

by Janker89 September 2, 2016

daddy patties

The butt cheeks of a human male. They can slap together and make a nice bun sound.

Daddy patties can sound like sex. Yum.

by Ch3ebz May 7, 2017

taylor patterson

Very good looking girl nice body and big butt taylors have a nice smile and can fight

I just went out with taylor Patterson it was awesome

by Pizzaeater10x3 June 19, 2017

vegetable pattie

A very sad and depressing thing that vegetarians have created to make themselves feel better.

"Yo man! Look at my veggie burger!"

"Dude, that's not a burger, that's a vegetable pattie!"

by Fungus Pattie December 5, 2017

circle pattern pants patter

Used to discribe someone who cant find something they just had. Usually resulting in the person turning around in circles and patting their pockets over and over.

i cant find my wallet and now ive become a circle pattern pants patter

by The Feelgoods January 8, 2018

ethan patterson

Me, I stab people and I will hate you for existing.

Ethan Patterson will find you and stab you.

by Myself85 May 4, 2018