Paralell Lovers

when two people live in paralell lives, fall inlove with each other but can not be together as destiny has not played out in their favor, as their time has not yet come to pass. to break the laws and create their own destiny could open pandora's box and unleash a paradox of tragedy. so the lovers wait, side by side, silent but forever connected.

usually paralell lovers have been lovers in a past life - it takes them almost decades to reconnect but when they do, the bond is unbreakable.

by Ztwilight September 2, 2011

Paragraphing

When someone goes full on keyboard warrior and ends up with multiple paragraphs of text that no one else really wants to read, everyone has a friend who does this.

Don't you fucking dare start droning ON AND ON AND ON about nothing that literally nobody cares about then when you get told to shutup we don't care you start paragraphing.

by Spherix November 19, 2018

Bitch Parade

A person or group of people who are willing to do whatever is asked of them.

Roommate X: "My girlfriend and I want to have a nice dinner. Do you think you could go to the store and get us some food?"
Roommate Y: "What does this look like, a bitch parade? Go get it yourself."

by WillowAtHarvard June 28, 2011

Poverty Parade

While already seated in the First Class seats with a drink in hand, this describes the procession of the coach class customers who must pass by the First Class Cabin. This will someimes result in coach look directly at the eyes of First which will cause an OC housewife sitting in 2C to phone her pilates classmate to tell her that she thought she just saw one of those "gang bangers" she saw on Operah last week that she was listneing to on her iPod during her MallWalk.

Tom: Do you have the model completed for our customer buy off?
William: Yes. I have it with me now on my plane to Phoenix for the afternoon presention. I'm in my seat now waiting for the rest of the passengers to board. (To Fligh attendent: Bloody Mary would be great...thatnks) I'm still concerned about the plan requires the model's brass girder.
Tom: Wait! Are we looking at the same plans?..........What's this about the models' mass murder? What the hell is wrong with you? Have you been watching FX too long at night?
William: Sorry, Bill. THE POVERTY PARADE IS GOING DOWN INTO SEERAGE AND I CAN'T HEAR OVER THE DIN OF THAT WIZZING NOISE GOING THROUGH THEIR BRAIN....I'LL HAVE TO WAIT AND CALL WHEN WE LAND. AT THIS RATE, I GUESSING LIVESTOCK SHOULD BE COMING NEXT!

by Tamous August 6, 2008

paragraphy

In the same way Photography represents an image visually, Paragraphy does so verbally. A Paragrapher can capture a moment just as succesfully and just as faithfully through the skliifull use of words. In Paragraphy a letter is a pixel

"Tied at the top, three tiny orange ceramic deer strain against the restricting sides of a clear plastic bag. This ominous incarceration could well have been foisted on them by some Anti-Santa. Or they might just be ornaments for sale. One deer in particular has been caught magically in mid-punch, Lear-like in his futile attempt at pushing back the inevitable."
(Paragraphy by Vivian P Walsh)

by Vivian P Walsh November 16, 2007

Parade Ruiner

A fat or ugly cheerleader or baton/ flag twirler wearing a short skirt, tight pants, or a leotard, Usually marching in a parade.

"This marching band is pretty good."

"Nevermind, all the baton twirlers are parade ruiners."

-or-

"This parade is full of parade ruiners."

by Doublewolf October 23, 2009

paraguay

Where i buy illegal stuff and bring to brazil

Hey man, I just bought all these Ipods and 3D Cards for just few dollars, paraguay rox!

by Death_Note March 27, 2007