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Paedosmile

defined as a smile where the corners of the perpetrator's mouth are raised similar to a smirk or that of one reminiscing pleasant taudry behaviours.
Contrary to widespread psycho-babble and paedo-sympathizers, all paedophiles are the evil excrement of society and should be eliminated promptly via castration.
Commonly seen in police 'mug' shots of male child-sex offenders, male school teachers, priests, truck-drivers, scout masters, summer camp staff, elite school prefects and similar such 'Charlie Chesters' (cockney slang for child molester).
If encountered, either run with all haste or attempt to remove said smile using precise applied force with blunt objects until wearer unconcious, or better deceased.
Hank Eisses (5 yrs for raping a 13-year-old boy), Victor Vazquez (both arseholes killed by a local hero), John Couey, accused of the assault and murder of Jessie Lunsford -- Onstott -- police say he killed Sarah Lundy, 13 years old.
Couey, Schwartzmiller, Avila, Duncan, Onstott, Richard Allen Davis. In case you don`t remember those names, what about these? Polly Klaas, Samantha Runyon, Jessie Lunsford, Shasta and Dylan Groene, Megan Kanka, Sarah Michelle (ph) Lundy, all dying at the hands of convicted child molesters and all wore a paedosmile
by Patrick Blurton September 26, 2006
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Pedophile

A fucking retarded sicko who faps to/rapes children, babies, and teens. They are usually old males from the ages of 50 to 80 and can barely stand up straight. Fact is, they probably ain't straight either.
Pedophiles are the scum of the Earth.

Below is Picard reacting to pedophiles.
by Peanut Butter & Bukkake August 30, 2019
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Pedophile

Nati-kun is a pedophile
Soubi is a pedophile
by smart person1243 April 16, 2009
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Pedophilia

Usually an adult that has sexual feelings towards a child under the age of 13, a child that hasn’t gone through puberty. Or in other ways, some sick mentally ill motherfucker who thinks children are HOT! They’re not.
John: Did you hear Adam thinks pedophilia is okay?
Tyler: That’s disgusting.
by LowYummy February 10, 2022
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pedophile.pedophilia

Someone who like looking at child porn and get sexual satisfation out of it
a pedophile.pedophilia stands by school fences having a wank and wanting to shag all the kiddies in the playground
by bob2bob July 15, 2006
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pedophile

A person who suffers from Pedophilia; that is, an adult who is sexually attracted to children.

Pedophilia is sick and perverted, and is a choice.

Terms like "pedosexual" are misnomers and nothing more than political activism on the part of organized groups of pedophiles attempting to legitimize and legalize their abuse and predation of children.
Daniel Ward is is a sick pedophile because he is sexually attracted to little girls.
by Andrew Cowley April 7, 2005
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A Fiddle of Paedophiles

The colloquial term for a group of paedophiles.
The alarm was raised when a fiddle of Paedophiles attempted to enter Alton Towers during the school holidays.
by Thefirstboyscout June 18, 2014
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