kerry packered

Geez i'm kerry packered - i need a lie down
by ebuygum April 22, 2009
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pilly packer

a slang term for male genitalia which was originally used by actor Martin Lawrence on Feb. 19, 1994 during his notorious monologue on SNL that resulted in him getting banned from NBC.
Crystal: "hey girl, how did things go with Tim last night? did you get the D?"

Tyshawnda: "Girl! BARELY! His pilly packer was too small! It barely made it in and Tim couldn't stay hard!"

Crystal: "dang girl, I'm sorry"

Tyshawnda: "Yeah, the pilly packer wasn't satisfying."
by Nona.rosegold October 13, 2017
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Ass Packer

One who packs another males ass, it's an insult so they don't really need to for you to call them it.
Someone calls you stupid...
You say, "Shut up ya stupid ass packer
by Vanilla Gorilla January 25, 2005
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gas packer

Gas packing is when youre fuckin a bitch in the ass and she passes gas. At which point you get mad and donkey punch her in the back of the head and while knocked out you pack all the gas back in.
carm: "hey rick what did you do last night?"
rick: "i was at my bitch's house for a sleepover fucking and she pissed me off while we were anal'ing so i pulled a gas packer on that bitch"
carm: "oh...kickass!"
by Carmine and Rick June 05, 2007
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Fudge Packer

Someone who drives really close behind me.
If this fudge packer doesnt like how slow im driving he can go around me.
by jondySauce March 15, 2010
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Fudge packer

A fudge packer/Fudge packy they Will keep the shit and or others in there ass for pleasure.
Tommy Was a Fudge packer and Shoved some of sallys Fudge While he worked on his report for ms.Lingernie
by ThatSoFunny November 10, 2007
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Packer Smacker

A Packer Smacker is a person who is really great in bed and likes to have a good time out in the club. They can be really chill sometimes, or if you piss them off, they can get really defensive and lippy.
Hey dude, you see that chick up on the pole? She's a packer smacker!
by packersmackerrr February 06, 2011
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