psychological blowjob 

an event or string of events that are pleasantly baffling

step back and think about what we did tonight, that was like a psychological blowjob

psychological blowjob by MathyB August 27, 2006

Psychologist 

1. Friend-for-pay.
2. A pathological liar.
3. A better and happier person than the patient.

I was driving when I saw a psychologist.

Psychologist by Count Dooko September 15, 2005

psycholagy 

When the lag in an game messes with your playing.

Or

A term to describe the psychology of arena first person shooters. A portmanteau of lag and psychology, to highlight the unique issues and psychology that goes into arena shooters, and the fixation on "Lag" or "Mouse issues".

John: I was playing TF2 /Overwatch last night and this other Medic/Mercy had complaints about lag and frame rate every time they died..
Ollie: That's what we call Psycholagy.
John: Don't you mean Psychology?
Ollie: STFU

psycholagy by OldBear caslte July 12, 2017

psychological nausea 

Having a low grade case of sociopathy that does not present with any physical actions or violence. Just verbally insane.

Him: Hey, your friend just said he was going to rip my trachea out!
Me: Don't worry, he won't actually do anything he just has a case of psychological nausea.

psychological nausea by Blair&Zac December 12, 2017

Psychologising 

When Migle tries to fuck with your mind. #notfallingforit

Migle stop psychologising me

Psychologising by Cannie October 5, 2018

psychological whorefare 

Any of the mind games that a person plays to convince themself and others that they are an innocent victim, rather than the insidious slutbag they really are. Psychological whorefare allows someone to continue there whoremongering behavior without guilt and at the expense of their partner’s sanity and emotional wellbeing. Examples include, but aren’t limited to:

1) Starting a fight, so they can break up with their partner for a weekend, for a one night stand, without it “technically” being cheating. 2) Claiming that a close “friend” is just a friend and not a backup relationship, despite their obvious mutual attraction to each other, and HOW FUCKING DARE YOU QUESTION IT, YOU JEALOUS ASSHOLE!! 3) Testing their partner’s love in ways which are meant to fail, thus justifying seeking attention from others. A common test is telling the partner to stay away, then later claiming that if the partner really cared, they would have come over anyway.

Tom: I miss you. I wish we spent more time together.

Jessica: Oh, so what?! Who do you think I’m spending my time with?! I’m sick of you calling me a slut!

Tom: What the?? I didn’t call you a slut.
Jessica: Chandler and I are just friends, you jealous fuck!!
Tom: Chandler? Who’s Chandler? Where did that even come from??
Jessica: You think I’m the neighborhood cum-dumpster!!!I’m sick of your accusations!!! THIS RELATIONSHIP IS HELL!!!
Tom: I’ve had enough of your psychological whorefare... I’m going to the gym...

Jessica: He called me a slut and a cum-dumpster again.. (fakes crying)
Chandler: I’m sorry baby. I would never treat you that way!

psychological whorefare by AnonymousBloke April 12, 2020

psychological colonoscopy 

A tedious event where a person or a group of people interrogate someone to find out everything there is to know about their life history and future aspirations. It is often performed by a group of women on the new boyfriend of a girlfriend or by parents on a potential daughter-in-law or son-in-law.

It was a rough night, man. I got a psychological colonoscopy from my boo's girlfriends when they found out I had been to prison. mentally stressed, psychologically evaluated, interrogated, questioned

psychological colonoscopy by joecoolthefool December 4, 2014