progressive

a pre-party you go to just to get drunk before the real parties...usually includes a bar and serious likwid

After slamming 10 shots at the progressive, I went to the party to get drunk.

by Nick D February 23, 2003

Metal Straw Progressive

The type of liberal you may know who cares about the environment and animal rights, but doesn't seem concerned about issues of intersectionality, social class, racism, or human rights. If they do care about anything related to human rights, it's usually just white feminism.

"Kristin may own a metal straw and use recyclable bags, but she called Middle-Eastern woman a terrorist. She is an example of a Metal Straw Progressive."

by CimmonToastCromch October 3, 2019

Progressive

Morally backward

The Progressive Left wants sanctuary cities, higher taxes, free everything and less Liberty

by GetUSomeBBQ March 13, 2019

Pogress

A term to be used in cases of extreme excitement or hype, especially when you have made a lot of progress doing something.

Chadman: Yo, these College Apps were dummy hard and extra long.
Abdullah Mohammed Mohoudin: I love to see that Pogress Brodi.

by Yeetzer Chalupa January 8, 2020

progressive metal

Metal that despite how good it can be, is often listened too and defended by pretentious people. Often "prog metal" as its known, is said to me metal for "intelligent people who have good taste". This is not to say that prog metal can not be good, it often is. However it is not always as heavy as other forms of metal, such as Thrash Metal or Heavy Metal.

Kerry:
"James is so pretentious sometimes, when I was listening to Master of Puppets earlier in the car he just kept going on about how much better progressive metal compared to thrash, then he started on about Dream Theater"

Lars in heavy Danish accent:
"Ya, he was trying to tell me about his quote "superior" intellect because he jerks off to *cough* I mean listens to to Opeth every night before bed"

by JamesLaBrie April 9, 2010

progressive walk

A walk at night in nature while listening to a progressive rock album.

I went on a progressive walk last night listening to King Crimson - In The Court Of The Crimson King.

by Wrenaissance January 16, 2011

progression through aggrsession

To get through something by acting in an agressive or destructive behaviour

After Rylie broke up with his girlfriend, he made progression through aggrsession by taking out his anger on the annoying grade 9's.

by Boothie February 4, 2006