principal

A jerk who sits in their office at school and drinks coffee all day. Your teacher sends you there when you're too much for them to handle. you're often sent there for stupid reasons.

Teacher: How many sides are on a triangle?
Me: Three
Teacher: You didn't raise your hand! Go to the principal's office!
Me:Aw crap

by picklessuck April 11, 2010

Assistant Principal

Always assuming that people do things, despite lack of credible evidence to support it. They also have a real talent in sticking their noses where they aren't necessary, usually to provoke problems that weren't there before.

The Assistant Principal is inept at proving his point.
The Assistant Principal's job is to try to find something to suspend you for
The Assistant Principal's sole purpose is to administrate whereas the Principal's sole purpose is to represent

by anna bn April 9, 2009

vice principal

A dickhead who thinks he's the fucking principal.

Sit down, steve, i want to talk to you...i am the vice principal

by tittitttties October 14, 2008

Principal

The boards bitch.

principal: "well joe, i will have to call your parents because that is what the board tells me is the correct procedure although you only threw a snowball at a wall. Snowballs are VERY dangerous according to the board.

joe: "nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

by SWHSkiDd July 9, 2010

vice principal

the guy who abuses you and makes you sit in his office and hates you down to your soul. He also wants to overthrow the principal in charge and make your life a living hell.

The vice principal beat billy with a paddle today.

by 1800-ihatemyviceprincipal July 28, 2006

nick principe

A fuckboy who has a little dick

All the boys are being such Nick principes

by Me da boss yea dats right November 30, 2017

Priscille

an awesome girl; has compassion for every human being and animal; loves to laugh and cares so much for her friends you'd think they were family; has a big booty and very pretty

Nicole: Even though I didn't know the kid, I felt really bad when he was crying.

Anne: Oh. you're acting so much like Priscille right now.

booty pretty compassionate

by S0_me92 July 8, 2009