Poon Swaggler

Positive;

One who swaggles the poon. Ravenously attacks the poon, and/or beats it up like a boss.

Also

Negative;

One who acts like a total puss, and is quite the opposite of a good poon swaggler. He just lets it swaggle around in front of him, and cry when he gets none. Or swaggles his own little man poon around.

She doesnt wanna talk to me... I dont think she likes me... What did I do?"- "Fool, dont be a fuckin poon swaggler, bitch."

by JBzymes July 23, 2010

poon

adj. Badass; tight; used to describe something/someone that is really awesome

Everyone at the concert was so poon.

by Emilo September 20, 2008

Poon Party

Opposite of a sausage fest. A place or event comprising of mostly, if not all females (vaginas)

Collin, Jon and Garrett went to ABP, and it was a total poon party. They enjoyed their meal greatly, it was exquiiiisite.

by Collin H. December 8, 2007

poon terrorist

A male who is of an abnormally horny nature, who persists in attempting to seduce every woman in his immediate radius, despite their complete lack of interest.

"Marty: Well, any luck with the women last night?"
"Lee: No, man, I tried every one of 'em but no luck."
"Marty: you're such a fucking poon terrorist."

by bigtomandhismainliner September 15, 2009

Mun Poon

1. The poon that is acquired while attending a Model United Nations Conference during the Delegate Dance, or in other social forums such as during committee or on the plane back home.

Dwayne: Hey, Tim. Did you get any Mun Poon this weekend?

Tim: Why, yes, Dwayne. I received copious amounts of Mun Poon. It was truly a Model United Nations Conference that I attended.

Dwayne: Given that the poon received occurred at a Model United Nations conference, I suppose it would be accurate to refer to the poon received as Mun Poon.

Tim: Yes, Dwayne. Yes it would.

by Jewsemen March 4, 2012

aunt poon

your hot aunt whose can you are always dreaming of tapping

young nephew dude: damn dad's sister is totally aunt poon

cousin dude: no shit i busted wood twice at the dinner table

by drpoonandtheteenangels August 7, 2009

poon famine

a place or period of time devoid of poon.
like the irish potato famine, except with vagina in place of the potato.

Dude 1: "Dude, Michelle said she isn't putting out for a few weeks."

Dude 2: "That sucks dude. Fucking poon famine."

by vulvahammer October 5, 2009