mustard balloon pits

yellow stains in the under arm area of shirts

When you play water balloon fights on facebook and you get hit with millions of mustard water balloons your pits on your shirt look like mustard balloon pits

by tweetie bird August 9, 2009

Gum Rape PTSD

A variation of PTSD that is more severe than any other! It originates from the deprivation of the satisfaction of someone who is offered gum by someone not accepting that pleasant gift and aggressively shoving it into various cavities on the giver. This is the most severe form of PTSD and can cause severe laughter.

Jose: hey, essé, what happened to you?!

Carlos: I'm suffering from severe Gum Rape PTSD

by The Most High Council of Psych April 30, 2013

pits

n. - An area for graffiti artists and writers to practice their graffiti. Pits are usually abandoned buildings or washes where it isn't frequented by too many people, allowing writers to practice at peace. (For the most part: i.e. beef with other writers and occasional police call)

Person 1: "You see my new burner at the pits?"
Person 2: "Shit was sick... but who did you go over?"
Person 1: "Just some toys."

by MACKonER September 29, 2010

PTSD

PTSD is the abbreviation for POST TWEETING SEX DISORDER.

Basically means: (Tweeting Makes Me Horny)

I masturbate immediately after tweeting, because I have PTSD.

by Master Kitty October 4, 2016

ptsd

Pregnant Teen Sucking Dick

"She is such a ptsd"

by Alex aka honduran man October 28, 2009

pitstop

When someone tries to subtly smells their armpits, often in public, to see if they smell

Person A: (Pitstops)

Person B: Dude if you're gonna pitstop in public at least be more subtle about it

by Person5124 April 9, 2011

stripper pits

When you are at a brothel and the girl in front of you forgot to shave under her arms.

"Did you see the stripper pits on that slut?"
"Dang! She really needs to shave!"

by Creepingdeath01 October 22, 2015