A Dusty Dildo tainted with the blood, sweat, and tears of an Amazon worker; most commonly referred to as an "Amazon Peak Cock". Amazon Peacocks are often used as a way of knowing whether or not you still have your job during peak season as an Amazon employee.
by TheShrewd October 20, 2020
the spaniard horse peacock or SPC for short is the alpha bird in the world even with there Existence dropping rapidly. The SPC has a wingspan of 60 average white male cocks. And has a ass so thicc u could slice off every piece of fat off on every living organism on this planet off and still the sheer girth would still out weigh and out size the five footed friend. That’s not mentioning his penis size though that’s to long to get into.
Hey is was walking down the street and got wiped by this long girthy thing, I think it was the spaniard horse peacock.
by Gaveutheanwser August 14, 2022
A nickname for your friend who is ONE CRAZY BITCH. They are the most psychotic person you know, and will send you furry porn anytime, any day. They are an excellent friend, and past their insane nature they can be very deep and down to earth. They are willing to talk (the rare times they are awake), and have no problem ghosting you for days. They are a stone cold stoner, and are the perfect person to vibe with. They love to flirt, and are super hot all the time. They are amazing friends, and will be there for you always.
“Hey Mystical Peacock, you are looking soooo sexy today.”
“Get in your cage kitten, and open up that bussy.”
“Alright daddy, let me get my collar on…”
“Get in your cage kitten, and open up that bussy.”
“Alright daddy, let me get my collar on…”
by TomHollandsPissPig May 29, 2021
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by Slurpy licker May 01, 2022
Stop peacocking me!
by Ignatz76 December 09, 2019
Peacocking, also possibly referred to as Blooming, is an act in which the peacocker, who is currently experiencing explosive bowel movements, positions themselves in close proximity to a wall or other large vertical surface, bends over forward, and proceeds to shit upwards all over the wall.
This process results in an outward spatter of fecal matter on the wall. The peacocker then raises only their head, remaining in the bent over position.
The entire scene then resembles a peacock, (or a flower in bloom, for Blooming) thus completing the act of Peacocking.
This process results in an outward spatter of fecal matter on the wall. The peacocker then raises only their head, remaining in the bent over position.
The entire scene then resembles a peacock, (or a flower in bloom, for Blooming) thus completing the act of Peacocking.
"What are you up to tonight, Ron?"
"I had some dank curry last night so I'm gonna go home and do some Peacocking."
"What the fuck, Ron."
"I had some dank curry last night so I'm gonna go home and do some Peacocking."
"What the fuck, Ron."
by Icantbelieveyouvedonethis69 May 05, 2018