Patsy

a girl's period

"I don't feel like being bothered, Patsy's in town and she is killin me!"

by pewrow December 21, 2008

PTSD

Penis. Transplant. Surgery. Disease

he suffers from PTSD, he used to be a woman

by yeetmaster3000 May 21, 2019

ptsd

ptsd although CAN stand for post tramautic stress disorder, has another meaning, specifically used for a friend of mine, it is Post Tramautic Screw Disorder. This name really has nothing to do with the meaning. It is really just a more socially acceptable way of saying that one is horny.

Cephirus had not been laid in a week and as a result, was suffering from PTSD.

by Alizandra September 16, 2008

Pats

A “Pats” is a swimbait used to catch monster Bass, the original bait was carved from the handle of Thor’s hammer. Pat found Thor’s hammer handle while “shore banging” a lake near Mount Olympus. It is said the person in possession of this original bait is the only person that can create a working pats bait. “Pats” are created by adding holy water to the original during a lunar eclipse and the original can then “re-produce” similar to mogwai. Each reproduction can yield anywhere between 2-7 baits. Patsbaits.com was the first website ever created and it broke the internet. This happened in the year 1832. It took until the 1970’s for the internet to be repaired and put back in use the way we see today and that is why you cannot find pats on the internet. It has been said that there are currently only 3 largemouth bass in existence over 30lbs. Those 3 fish are all waiting for a “Pats”. Fish have been seen leaving water in search of a pats to eat. There was once a Young boy that could not walk, his father placed a Pats on the end of a stick and mounted it over his shoulder. That young boys name was Usain Bolt.

Santa: What would you like for Christmas?
Boy: A Unicorn
Santa: Be realistic.
Boy: I’ll take a “Pats”
Santa: What color Unicorn do you want?

by trashman1978 December 7, 2018

PTSD

Push to start dick

Man long as these men have PTSD I’ll be fine

by Fashjrn August 24, 2019

Adrian Pasdar

Smoulderingly handsome actor and director, currently most well known for his role playing the character Nathan Petrelli in the TV series 'Heroes'.

Born April 30, 1965. His classy good looks and high intelligence come from his father, an Iranian surgeon and his mother, a German nurse and later an English teacher.

Got into acting following a near fatal car accident when he was 19 which destroyed a promising professional football career.

Married the highly intelligent and bravely outspoken musician Natalie Maines of the Dixie Chicks in 2000.

And he's got a very hot butt!

Adrian Pasdar is a perfect example of posh totty - classy, swarve, exotic, manly, intelligent, cockilicious, bootilicious.

by Witch of the West October 11, 2007

patsandpauls

being something of interest to male homosexuals but in a derogatory manner, eluding that straight men would not be interested.

a play on words to the typical straight male interest of "bats and balls"

Person 1: Your phone-book is still at your door.
Person 2: Man, phone-books are for patsandpauls

by lingeringlogic July 31, 2011