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Naples Pap

One who resembles a placenta-flesh eating skinny faggot who twirls around naked in hallways to impress other men who charm their anacondas to his presense. Furthermore, he enjoys sucking cock for coke to make him feel like the almighty god of anal bleeders. Despite his fag loving fetish he also craves the g-spot of 10 year old girls---yet he is unable to recieve this desire because of the 9 inch cranberry man twatted juice flavored dildo constantly jammed in his brown eye. Despite all these flaws, he is greately expected to win the noble price of being the first personn to have the ablity to literally make his bald guy puke by jackin off to an object--not a person.
Silly Sally: Oh no! My 10 year old niece, Jasmine's g-spot has been penetrated again...

Mr. Chitel: Fuck! Another Naples Pap came here yesterday!!!
by Herick Fjelstad January 23, 2008
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Wa-pap

Referring to the action or act of blatantly slapping another person across the face with your erect penis.

An onomatopoeia referring to a cockslap.
"While she was giving me head he gagged, so I grabbed her face and slapped it with my dick like WA-PAP!"

"Dude, I just wa-pap'ed this girl for bein' a bitch"
by Combar September 6, 2011
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To Pap (Papped)

The one and only word you can use to replace any other word you wish.
To Pap (papped)

Just get it Papped!
I was so papped last night.
Just gonna Pap down to the pub.
Get papped !
by Landsbruv June 12, 2012
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crop, snackle, pap

Man, my cereal i was eatin for breakfast went crop, snackle, pap! i was like WHAT?!
by Jakusia December 30, 2008
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Smearnoff Pap Smear

Hey honey? Let's try a Smearnoff Pap Smear tonight.
by Nathan Hall January 22, 2006
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Tootie Pap

He smashed that tootie pap!
by BS Living June 27, 2017
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Ur pap a trap

Worse than all other family insults
Nick:Ur mum gay
Joe:Ur granny Tranny
Nick:Ur pap a trap
by Dmantrappin May 11, 2018
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