by sailor soon October 14, 2015

Jim: If only that was possible.
Doctor: Actually it's "only if that WERE possible." Conditional Clause.
Fred: Wow Dr, you just english owned him!
Doctor: Actually it's "only if that WERE possible." Conditional Clause.
Fred: Wow Dr, you just english owned him!
by Gordon-Man December 28, 2010

When you cross the last street coming home and it becomes impossible for cars to bother you anymore.
No more red lights.
No more red lights.
by jj777 November 4, 2006

A descriptive phrase, referring to the ramifications of seemingly consequence-free coitus, which may include one or several of the following:
1. Pregnancy
2. Emotional attachment
3. STD
4. Unexpected "in a relationship" status appearing on said boning partner's facebook page
5. Falling into a relationship without intending to
1. Pregnancy
2. Emotional attachment
3. STD
4. Unexpected "in a relationship" status appearing on said boning partner's facebook page
5. Falling into a relationship without intending to
by Dr. Evil 518 September 10, 2010

1)To be ridiculed, dominated, made a fool of.
2)To be named Owen, given the name Own, and have your mouth duct taped.
2)To be named Owen, given the name Own, and have your mouth duct taped.
by Dosius March 18, 2005

A term used in most online games meaning to get killed an extensive amount and not killing the other player.
by Kevin and Greg November 30, 2005

1. I’m gonna have a big COVID (which is a fictional disease) party to own the libs!
2. Look at my stockpile of horse dewormer! I take one a day to own the libs.
3. I drive this fuel INefficient car and deliberately take detours through the smog-fill city to and from work. Suck it, libs!
2. Look at my stockpile of horse dewormer! I take one a day to own the libs.
3. I drive this fuel INefficient car and deliberately take detours through the smog-fill city to and from work. Suck it, libs!
by 껀〮 April 11, 2022
