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I own a horse

A rather unknown internet meme. One user will go on to a chat program -most commonly omegle- and tell the receiver "I own a horse." .The other person then disconnects.
Person 1: "Hello"
Person 2: "Hi"
Person 1: "I own a horse."
Person 2: -disconnect-
by Sinisterly January 4, 2011
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BlackPink, South Korean girl group who became a worldwide girl group by achieving so much in the span of only 4 years. Their major success got other fandoms so insecure that they do anything they can to insult and degrade the 4 members. BlackPink will continue dominating until they decide otherwise. Watch out haters they are coming.
BlackPink Paved Their Own Way and men need to learn to accept that women achieve success on their own.
by Kpop terms December 23, 2020
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bag your own groceries

Someone who is queer, gay, homosexual or any other adjective that describes a male who likes to have sex with other males
1. Dude you're so gay... you bag your own groceries
by Venetian December 28, 2008
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A metaphorical phrase to describe the common practice of eating yourself to death.
Well my friend, it seems that you are highly unable to stop digging your own grave with your mouth!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019
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i own a horse

A lie from a liar.

An effective way to get someone in a chat room(Omegle, Chatroullete, etc.) to leave.
(Omegle conversation)

Stranger: hey asl???
You: I own a horse.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
by gogogogomaniac January 17, 2011
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Pai-Own

Means unbelieveable ownage that will be know as epic.
*Dude i just pai-own that kid so bad that he will never recover.

*Yo he was so pai-owned that hes shitting piss and pissing shit.

*I just pai-own that porta potty.
by joker8851 July 2, 2009
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Pai-Own

Means unbelievable ownage that will be known as epic.
*He was so pai-owned that he'll never recover.

*Just pai-owned a kid so bad he is now shitting piss and pissin shit.

*I pai-owned that porta potty.
by joker8851 July 2, 2009
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