Granny wrangler

A more crass term to describe the job of someone who works with the Geriatric community; particularly in the Dementia department of a hospice care company

I'm a granny wrangler in the Dementia department

by Bad_Idea_Fairy January 13, 2015

Granny Squirl

When the pants on a woman fits incorrectly and you get the opposite to a cameltoe. Just some hanging loose pants looking like the triceps of grannies...

Wrong area looking guy 1: Gaaah that womans pants has a crap fit
Wrong area looking gue 2: Yeah, she has a granny squirl. Shit that is nasty looking.

by No gmilf for me February 19, 2013

Granny Pedonika

a entertainer who is african-american.
she got accused of sexually abusing children in 2023.

Oh, Granny Pedonika, you’re my favourite!

by thecharacterwannie August 19, 2023

granny hips

Rigid inflexible hips from not doing athletic activities

Need to get your ass to the floor force your heels down because right now with those granny hips that you have your squats look like s***

by Gavi75 January 22, 2018

granny nanny

One who has the care of an elderly family member.

A granny nanny performs tasks such as: housekeeping, laundry, shopping and meal preparation for an elder. As in: Her granny nanny arrived early to take her to the doctor.

by M. Spangenberg January 13, 2008

granny fly

an older woman who tries to make herself look younger by wearing large amounts of make-up and/or the latest fashion clothing and accessories and/or often makes use of cosmetic surgery.

Does that granny fly really believe she looks attractive?
That granny fly must spend a fortune on cosmetics.

by Stormrider0 April 23, 2009

Granny lip-it

When your girl has braces but you don't want your peter getting diced up. She uses her lips to cover both teeth and braces.

On a cold winter night, Beth and I were feeling really horny. However Beth is still a virgin but gives 10 out of 10 slop top. Last time Beth gave me A1 slop top, my foreskin got caught in her braces causing me major pain and I bled. I had to punch her in the forehead to be set free. I told Beth to granny lip-it this time.

by Marcamango September 29, 2020