When you are snagging a bird and they want you to come on their face so you get up to do it but as you get up you get Cramp in your right thigh and fall off the bed - the pain is so sharp that you no longer shoot your ejaculate.
by BigMark95 November 7, 2022
Get the Spaff Cancelmug. by Newyorkisshitanyway September 1, 2020
Get the Cancelledmug. A person, usually a self-proclaimed internet activist, who spends most of their time online maligning anyone they deem "problematic" or "offensive" on social media in an effort to defame or "cancel" said person(s).
"There's this movie that I've been wanting to make for years, but I'm scared those cancel pigs on Twitter will try to shut it down, all because of an innocuous statement I made over a decade ago."
"When I told my brother that I wanted to share my thoughts about controversial topics on social media, he told me the cancel pigs would eat me alive."
"When I told my brother that I wanted to share my thoughts about controversial topics on social media, he told me the cancel pigs would eat me alive."
by Jonkama December 13, 2023
Get the Cancel Pigmug. Mason: Yoo did you hear Luborn's Hottest Rapper Kevin Damont, was put on Cancel in Birdshitter last night for saying religious people should turn Atheist?
Brian: Fuck dude!
Brian: Fuck dude!
by PencilBuzz July 30, 2023
Get the On Cancelmug. 1. A term used to describe an individual who possesses a penis of a significantly abnormal size, some argue an inhumanely large penis.
2. A term used to describe an individual with excessive or insatiable desire for wealth or gain or extreme hunger for wealth or material gain.
3. A word used to discriminate racial minorities in an unreasonable manner or with a unneeded intensity/force.
2. A term used to describe an individual with excessive or insatiable desire for wealth or gain or extreme hunger for wealth or material gain.
3. A word used to discriminate racial minorities in an unreasonable manner or with a unneeded intensity/force.
Examples 1: “dick boy is so cancelled, did you see those leaked screenshots of the zoom meeting? Incredible”
Example 2: “call us cancelled cah all my homies chasing the bag, money”
Example 3: “did you not notice his skin tone? He’s cancelled”
Example 2: “call us cancelled cah all my homies chasing the bag, money”
Example 3: “did you not notice his skin tone? He’s cancelled”
by Zac zac zac November 6, 2020
Get the Cancelledmug. by povwhenthe May 9, 2021
Get the cancel simulatormug. The first cancelled day of a school district brought on at the first sight of snow simply because the teachers don't feel like going to work. This most commonly occurs on a Monday, maximizing the chance of every staff member being hung over.
1: Fuck yeah, school's cancelled and there's absolutely no snow on the ground!
2: Must have been a premature cancellation.
2: Must have been a premature cancellation.
by PloskJ January 11, 2012
Get the Premature Cancellationmug.