Officer Flippers

southern teacher, generally found in New England Band Rooms, enjoys giving detentions and licking grundles, often found dressed in weird clothes. Goes also by Jamal.

Chris: Officer Flippers, can I go get a drink?
Officer Flippers: Now yal just shush Chris
(Everybody laughs)

by GrundleFudgeMan12345 March 18, 2010

Office Jousting

1) A contest used to settle affairs of work place matters and/or to relief boredom.

Office chairs are used as horses while broomsticks are used as lances.

Office Jousting - Settling office disputes medieval ways

by Asian Sensation 123 September 14, 2011

Microsoft Office

The Stupid Writing Thing That Has The Stupid Talking Paperclip

I Want To Kill ClippyFrom Microsoft Office

by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 18, 2008

office monkey

Low paying low self esteem job involving no creativity or thought other than how to avoid the attentions of a team leader who earns a little more than 1000 pounds more than you .

remember these people are office monkeys so killing them isn't a crime their already dead inside

by dregj September 23, 2010

Merchant Marine Officer

Licensed professional seafarers who work in either the deck or engine departments of Merchant Vessels. They ascend to these positions based on either Maritime College educations, or less commonly through time served and advancements 'up the hawsepipe' through testing.

Deck officers: 3RD Mate (primarily safety officer), 2ND Mate (primarily navigations officer, Chief Mate (supervisor), and Captain (overall command of vessel and personnel)

Engine Officers: 3RD Assistant Engineer, 2ND Assistant Engineer, 1ST Assistant Engineer, and Chief Engineer (in charge of entire engine room and shipboard mechanical/electrical components)

(NOTE: Steward's Department does not consist of any officers, all personnel in this department are unlicensed but certain Stewards carry more authority than others.)

Before becoming a vessel operations manager, Brian sailed as a Merchant Marine officer with Moore McCormack Lines.

by DeepSeaSailorGuy May 30, 2007

officer nasty

when a kid bends over while laughing and spreads his ass cheeks. putting a very unpleasant aroma in the air.

officer nasty

by p1u23 October 16, 2009

Officer Bob

Any lowlife officer who has nothing better to do but to hunt your ass down and give you tickets when he/she feels like it. (Usually a male officer)

Fuck man, that Officer Bob just gave me a fuckin' ticket for no good reason.

by the_nTIMiD8R October 17, 2006