Tommy Maddox Offense

1.(n) When a quarterback is so inept at throwing the football, every down is guaranteed to be a running play. Named after former Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Tommy Maddox, when he filled in for the starting quarterback during the 2005 season. His run-heavy/no-pass play calling was mercilessly mocked by play-by-play announcers.

2.(n) To only run the football. No forward passes, screens, or QB Option (with the intent of passing). Only hand-offs, pitches, bootlegs, or any other designed rushing play qualifies for this designation.

1. An angry Pittsburgh fan has immortalized Tommy Maddox's massive failure by attributing no-pass play-calling to his name: The Tommy Maddox Offense.

2. My brother was trying to get the game record rushing yards achievement in Madden, so he entered the Tommy Maddox Offense.

by John A. H. III January 11, 2009

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Secretary of Offense

Position that would replace Secretary of Defense were Jesse Ventura to be President.

Jesse Ventura: I'm not going to have no wimpy Secretary of Defense. *I'm* going to have a Secretary of Offense, in the Department of Kicking Butt.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008

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Offensive Joke

Offensive jokes are Jokes that may offend someone, but you know its funny.

Example of Offensive Joke:
Guy: i got punched today because my name is Mark
Guy 2: tha- thats going to leave a Mark

by ItalianVapi April 13, 2019

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offensitive

adj.
Offensive and insensitive combined.

Girl 1:Johnny said i looked like a blueberry in my blue dress last night!
Girl 2: Oh my god! How offensitive of him!

by Tyrannasaurus Sex. May 5, 2009

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offertunity

Offertunity is a combination of providing an opportunity and getting several offers on it. obviously, the person providing the opportunity gets to select the best offer.

i need to get my roof repaired, now that's an offertunity!

by batman_hood June 10, 2011

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