background obsess

To background obsess is to obsess over something or someone while still carrying on with your daily life. You continue to fulfill your daily tasks and obligations without a noticeable decrease in mindfulness or attentiveness, but the object of your obsession is never far from your mind, and you often find yourself thinking about it/them without consciously having meant to.

She's going to be background obsessing about that job interview until she hears back from them.

by mitchco September 10, 2010

obesen

To make someone obese.

"I obesened this chick last night by tying her arms down and feeding her chocolate cake for hours!"

by Jimmy Paladino August 23, 2005

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by speeds___ August 18, 2021

Obsessed

1. The utter refusal of Celtic fans to focus on their team instead of others, choosing to talk endlessly about Rangers instead.

"I know we won 6-0 today, but a Rangers player has said something in the press, so lets talk about that instead cause we're obsessed"

"Our coach is leaving due to an undisclosed tax issue? Aye ok, but what happened to Rangers today? I don't care about the team I support, cause I am obsessed with Rangers."

"Fat Sally, you don't do walking away. Rangers are a new club!"
"Do you know the Celtic starting eleven?"
"No, but, but, but... Fat Sally?"
"Ah Tam, yer obsessed."

by TrollFan April 28, 2014

Obsessed ex girlfriend

One psycho girl who doesn't get the picture that you don't want to hang out with her and you don't want to spend time with her. Becomes a problem when you have a new girlfriend and constantly tries to be a caddy bitch and to get involved when the guy loves his new girlfriend more than he loved his "obsessed ex girlfriend".

O.E.G: oh my god i cry every day i'm an obsessed ex girlfriend and i can't live without you
Guy: I'm with my new girlfriend and i love her.
O.E.G: but i'm in love with you please come back to me
Guy: no i don't think we'll ever work out again, i love my new girlfriend.
O.E.G: please i'll buy you an M3 BMW!!

by Hannig September 26, 2005

obese crease grease

Obese Crease Grease is the cheesy goo that form in the crevices and folds of an obese person, no matter how much they wash or how often they shower.

I was with fat Jeanie last night, and when I pulled up her back fat I caught a whiff of the obese crease grease that was stuck between her folds. It smelled like old cheese and bad meat.

by T-Rex Arms January 24, 2014

Observer

someone that stares at people but isn’t a stalker

Marget: why is she staring at everyone

Crystal: oh she’s just an observer, it’s not creepy at all

by INeedLikeSomeTurtlesMilk May 28, 2018