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Hey, I have a note from my doctor

Person A: You're ugly

Person B: Hey, I have a note from my doctor
by Skids McGee September 28, 2008
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The Notebook Syndrome

the prolonged after-effects of watching this romance movie 'The Notebook'.

Symptoms inlcude:

Feeling mushy and sappy

Believing that, men are romantic and compassionate and will give their lives for their women. Men do not posses these abilities or thoughts. They are not thinking about you and your feelings constantly.

Longing and looking for an ever-loving, deovted guy like the Notebook's lover dude 'Noah', that would barely or rarely exist, and staying miserably heart-broken over not finding such kind!
Girl (sobbingly) : Will you love me like the guy in Notebook?

Boy: Damn! You've got 'The Notebook Syndrome'
Just Get Over it! =/

Girl1: I'm extremely worried about my friend's state of mind. she cant think of anything else other than finding the unreal and non-existent love in her life!
Girl2: Shit happens! She having the Notebook Syndrome, she should better Get a Life!
by orchidz89 September 9, 2010
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crib notes

A small instrument used to aid in the art of cheating. It is generaly small peices of paper with answers to a test, or just notes on a specific topic.
Tips on Cheating:
-Do NOT write on yourself, it is impossable to hide if a teacher begins to question you.
-Make sure the crib notes can be easily destroyed. Try chewing gum and if a teacher becomes suspicious eat the peice of paper and they'll never know.
-Try printing off some crib notes in size 6 font about 4 inches wide by 1/2 inch long. Then acquire a small transparent pen, generaly those clear plastic BIC pens work the best. Simply roll up the paper around the tube of ink and slide it in. Voila you've created a crib sheet that is virtualy invisible to anyone who doesn't know where to look.
by Snowy_Duck September 30, 2005
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Death Note

What I will kill you with. :D
*writes my name in the Death Note* This is the best way to kill yourse--ack! *dies*
by Light.Yagami September 2, 2009
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crib notes

Notes used to keep track of sex "moves" during intercourse or other activities.
George: Hey, did you use my crib notes?
John: Yeah, man. Jen loved it...
by cribnoteman April 22, 2014
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the notebook

An amazing love story about a boy named Noah and a girl named Allie. The movie is based on the novel by Nicholas Sparks. Almost everyone that watches this movie cries. The theme of the movie is: love can create miracles.
From The Notebook:
Noah: That's what we do...We fight. You tell me when I'm being an arrogant son of a bitch and I tell you when you're being a pain in the ass. Which you are, 99% of the time. I'm not afriad to hurt your feelings. You have like a 2 second rebound rate and you're back to doing the next pain in the ass thing.
Allie: So What?
Noah: So it's not going to be easy. It's going to be really hard. And we're going to have to work at this every day. But I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever, every day.
by hhhmmmm July 11, 2006
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danny noriega

Did you see Danny Noriega on American Idol last night! He should win!
by TaylorNoriega February 23, 2008
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