After a night of drinking, you start poking people on Facebook you would not normally converse with otherwise.
Why is Chris poking everyone on his friends list? I haven't talked to him in like 5 years.
He drunk poked you. He did it to me, too.
He drunk poked you. He did it to me, too.
by Gina and Mary Ann March 20, 2008

by brado8 April 25, 2009

by sargentoflynn February 13, 2022

I got Kennedy drunk last weekend and woke up tattooed and naked on a bare mattress next to some uggo.
by technogoddess February 8, 2010

A phrase describing folks who are so full of themselves due to their financial privilege that the distortion causes severe lapses in judgment.
My ultra-wealthy friend down in Texas has become progressively ultra-stupid; he became the poster boy for money drunk when he bought himself one of them exotic animal ranches!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 12, 2020

by Jfattz August 27, 2013

To show up to a place, party event, or meeting with friends a few minutes late, and somewhat intoxicated. The perfect phrase to let people know that you are fashionable enough to show up a few minutes late, and will be happily drunk when you arrive.
Matt: Hey we are going to the Up, when are you coming down?
Will: Kurt and I are at Kane's house right now, and will be showing up fashionably drunk.
Will: Kurt and I are at Kane's house right now, and will be showing up fashionably drunk.
by Will To Succeed August 21, 2010
