This is when, upon request, a woman asks you to take a hot poker...this can be in a situation when sitting by a nice fire or in a furnace room, it really doesn’t matter, and jamb it in her ass for at least 30 seconds and usually to climax.
Yo Phil! Can you believe this teenager asked me for a Nigerian Washing Machine?! I had no idea what it was but we were naked and she had just sucked me off. I kinda felt bad when she told me what it was, but she wanted it so...
by Larry and Rex and Benny September 27, 2018
Get the Nigerian Washing Machinemug. by QuantumAnalPlug September 18, 2025
Get the Nigerian Rocketmug. Boy 1: bro I just gave this baddie sum Nigerian goggles as she sucked me off
Boy 2: dude that’s wild asf
Boy 2: dude that’s wild asf
by Cursed crusader December 11, 2023
Get the Nigerian gogglesmug. A male must shit into a baking pan and it it in the oven at 325 for 25 minutes then , without letting it cool off dump it on his sleeping wife while wearing floaties and sandals only .
How come your wifes mad at you?
Ohh i felt kinky and gave her a West Nigerian Sloppy joe lastnight now she wont speak to me .
Ohh i felt kinky and gave her a West Nigerian Sloppy joe lastnight now she wont speak to me .
by Dr.WTF July 25, 2025
Get the West Nigerian Sloppy Joemug. "Did you sell your Jag on eBay yet?"
"Nah, all I got was a long email from one guy: I think he was Nigerian Diplomatting me."
"Nah, all I got was a long email from one guy: I think he was Nigerian Diplomatting me."
by halfpoe kel January 11, 2012
Get the Nigerian Diplomattingmug. In the truck: if spare nigerian ready?
Spare nigerian: Yes Master!
Throw him into leopards, i would like to see if lepards are hungry
Spare nigerian: Yes Master!
Throw him into leopards, i would like to see if lepards are hungry
by kkUPYUOASS February 9, 2024
Get the spare nigerianmug. by choppaonme November 16, 2020
Get the Nigerian Cockmug.